Hello Everybody! I'm Koda Canine.
I'm a dog. I tell jokes.
You buy the premise, you buy the bit.
In any event, I've got a huge backstock of jokes I've accumulated since this past January so I'm just going to bark whatever comes to mind and hope it's funny. Ready?
Are Khakis a type of pants or what people in Boston, Massachusetts use to start their cars?
Where do fortune tellers go on vacation?
Palm Beach.
If the Number 2 Pencil✎ is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
What do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador.
If you have a stepladder,🪜 does that mean you never knew your real ladder?
What kind of tables do cows🐄🐮 like most?
Vegetables.
If Cinderella's shoes fit so perfectly when the Prince put them on her feet, then why did they fall off to begin with?
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| "I DID NOT!"—Koda. |
Does anyone remember cassette tapes?
They had an “A” side and a “B” side, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.💿
I'm still trying to figure out how we went from CD to MP3, so I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Historians claim that some people didn't think Cleopatra was beautiful, but that's just how Julius Caesar.
If there are pronouns, does that mean there are also amateur nouns?
And how does an amateur noun turn pro to begin with?
I wonder why no scientist has ever realized that the term "Take Out" means food, dating and murder to a praying mantis?
And what do they pray about? Not getting caught?
And remember:
Peace is not when everybody agrees. It is when we can respect our disagreements and still play in the sandbox together.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
