AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and pizza🍕 should always taste better than the box it came in.
Our top story...
Most bobcats are not named Bob.
In the time of rising prices, talk is cheap because supplies exceed demands.
Scientists have proven that ducks🦆🦆 awaken for the day at the quack of dawn.
Why? I prefer to sleep in till around 9 each morning myself.
Psychologists say that if you’re having second thoughts about something, then you are two ahead of most people.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Scientists are striving to create new advances in artificial intelligence.
Shouldn’t they work on trying to improve natural intelligence first?
Early winter weather forecasts from the North Pole call for reindeer.🦌🦌
Now it’s time for my editorial.
Salons have hair on the floor. Garages have oil on the floor.
Banks, what's your problem?
Turning to sports, turkeys🦃🦃 are terrible at playing baseball⚾ because they only hit fowl balls.
This just in. Police have arrested a man for selling his homing pigeon on Ebay.
For the twentieth time.
And finally:
It has been completely dis-proven that you can stop a rhino🦏 from charging by taking away its credit card.💳
Man, I'd hate to be the one who told the rhino it had to pay cash for everything.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies when I team up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Halloween🎃 Hijinks.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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