Sunday, January 11, 2026

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DOG? DAWG? WAT WOG? (misc. dog jokes)

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Now I've been asked in the past "What kind of a dog are you?"
My usual answer to that is "A good boy," because after all it IS the truth, regardless of my people's position concerning me sitting on the couch.
Yet if you're asking what BREED of dog I am, well...

Unfortunately I don't know every branch of my family tree. I do know there is at least a little German Shepperd and Australian Sheep Herder in me.
I have no idea how that happened since I've never been to either country, let alone have ever left the United States in my lifetime.

I can tell you I'm friendly, loveable and very patient. Except when you're late with either my meals or taking me to the bathroom.

I can also tell you, especially since you humans used to breed us for specific purposes, that I am far from the only dog in the world with more than two canines in its ancestry.
For example...

Pointers and Setters have been crossbred to raise Poinsetters, which are great at Christmas time.😉

The Irish Water Spaniel and the English Springer Spaniel have been paired to create the Irish Springer, which always smells clean no matter what kind of a day its had.

A Bloodhound and a Labrador have been mated to raise the Blabrador.
Unfortunately its pups will not stop barking and it is one dog you NEVER want to confide a secret to.

Scientists have combined the Deerhound and the Terrier to create the Derriere, a dog that's loyal and true till the end of time and great for pulling a dog sled because unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

The Collie and a Lhasa Apso got together to raise the Collapso, a breed that loves music from the Caribbean.

The Lhasa Apso also got together with the Pekingese to create the Pekaso, a really artistic dog.
While a talented painter, it does go through a lot of brushes thinking they're either chew sticks or treats.

But like everyday humans, whether a pure bred or mixed breed, ALL dogs are loveable and deserve kind, caring homes.
If you haven't already done so, if you can find it in your hearts and finances to befriend a canine companion, please adopt one or more today.

So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

Saturday, January 10, 2026

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JANUARY 4-10, 2026: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS


WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

JANUARY 10 IS HOUSEPLANT APPRECIATION DAY.
JANUARY 11 IS MILK🥛🐄 DAY.
JANUARY 12 IS PHARMACIST DAY.
JANUARY 12 IS THE 60TH ANNIVERSARY OF
BATMAN WITH ADAM WEST AND BURT WARD.
JANUARY 13 IS RUBBER DUCKY🦆 DAY, THANKS TO SESAME STREET.
JANUARY 14 IS LOGIC DAY.
JANUARY 15 IS SNOW❄ DAY, BAGEL🥯 DAY AND HAT🎩 DAY.
JANUARY 16 IS APPRECIATE A DRAGON🐉 DAY FOR FANTASY FANS.
JANUARY 18 IS WINNIE THE POOH DAY, BASED ON A. A. MILNE’S BIRTHDAY.
JANUARY 18 IS ALSO WORLD SNOWMAN⛄ DAY.
JANUARY 19 IS MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOR DAY.
JANUARY 19 IS POPCORN🍿 DAY.
JANUARY 20 IS CHEESE🧀 DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*Delcy Rodriguez has been sworn in as (the temporary?) President of Venezuela while in New York City, Nicolas Maduro and his wife have pleaded "Not Guilty" on all charges. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The latest on Venezuela, as of January 9.
AN EUROPEAN OPINION
*The reported COVID state of the world, as of January 10, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???
*The US State Department has suspended all assistance programs to Somalia, claiming that country's government destroyed a warehouse after stealing all the food within.
*Opinions from Mexico, Melania Trump's homeland and other parts of the world. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)


IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
*Internal strife is still happening in Syria, while the US is after ISIS there. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*January 10 is Houseplant Appreciation Day.
*January 15 is Snow❄ Day.
*January 18 is World Snowman⛄ Day.
*FYI: There are coastal areas that accept used Christmas Trees to help rebuild sand dunes along the beach. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.
*FYI: Some zoos accept used Christmas Trees to help feed their animals. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.

😢PASSING PARADE…
*Sitting House of Representatives Republican Doug LaMalfa has passed away.
*Former professional football🏈 player turned coach Oscar Lofton is no longer with us.
*Journalist, painter and novelist Molly Parkin has passed away.
*Former professional basketball🏀 player Jawann Oldham is no longer with us.
*Guitarist/songwriter Andrew Bodnar (The Rumour, other acts) has passed away.
*Former professional football🏈🏉 players Billy Truax, Randy McMillan, Tony Field, Terry Yorath and Howard Riley are no longer with us. (There are 5/FIVE separate links in this item.)
*Professional hockey🏒 Hall of Fame member and Stanley Cup champion Glenn Hall has passed away.
*Painter Hiroshi Nakamura is no longer with us.
*Music composer Guy Moon (much TV and movie work from 1987 until his passing) has passed away.
*Actress Tina Packer, who founded Shakespeare and Company, has taken her last bow on life's stage.
*Actor T. K. Carter (many TV and movie roles from 1974-2023) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Actor Sidney Kibrick (the Our Gang/Little Rascals comedies) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Musician Bob Weir (founding member of the Grateful Dead and their tribute groups) is no longer with us.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…

JANUARY 19 IS MARTIN LUTHER KING, JUNIOR DAY.

WE NEED MORE
GUN RESPONSIBILITY
NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
*The US State Department has suspended all assistance programs to Somalia, claiming that country's government destroyed a warehouse after stealing all the food within.
VENEZUELA
*Delcy Rodriguez has been sworn in as (the temporary?) President of Venezuela while in New York City, Nicolas Maduro and his wife have pleaded "Not Guilty" on all charges. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The latest on Venezuela, as of January 9.
*Opinions from Mexico, Melania Trump's homeland and other parts of the world. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
THE DEATH OF RENEE NICOLE GOOD...
*Possible video from the shooter's perspective. But when did he have time to record anything???
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...
*New York's Attorney General Letitia James is suing the Trump/Republican regime to at least get New York's share of social assistance and child care program Federal funding unfrozen. A Federal Judge has since ruled in favor of all 5/FIVE states, for now. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Trump may face a THIRD Impeachment, especially if the Republicans lose Congressional majority in the 2026 midterm elections this fall. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Analysis: Reviewing 2025.
THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF JANUARY 6, 2021...
ALSO…
*Speculation: Does the Trump/Republican regime want to end the Federal Emergency Management Agency/FEMA???

CITY SEIZURES…
NOTE: Washington, DC is the only city the Trump/Republican regime has any official authority to act within. The rest are questionable, at best.

THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…
REMEMBER???

*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.
FACT BASED OPINION
MEDICAL NEWS…
*Health and Human Services Director Robert F. Kennedy, Junior has REDUCED the recommended vaccinations for children. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*Speculation: QUACK??? 🦆
DEFENDING FREE SPEECH…
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…

*Congress looked into the Venezuelan situation, but has not made any formal announcements on the subject.
*Sitting House of Representatives Republican Doug LaMalfa has passed away. Between this and Marjorie Taylor Greene's resignation becoming official, the Republican majority in the House has been seriously reduced. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
*The House passed a measure to extend funding for the Affordable Care Act, aka Obama Care. The Senate is expected to pass it too but Trump will probably veto the measure.
*Trump may face a THIRD Impeachment, especially if the Republicans lose Congressional majority in the 2026 midterm elections this fall. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
ELSEWHERE…
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: JANUARY 10, 2025

 😎FUN FACT
It has been proven that ancient Egyptians even mummified food for the after life.

WHO AM I?
Can you identify the person (real or fictitious) based upon the clue below?
Although I wanted to be an actor, I was more successful as a carpenter before finally getting my big break.

TRIVIA TIME⌚
What is Pentheraphobia?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the January 3, 2026 Puzzle Corner.

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
On the television show M*A*S*H, how many “bug outs”/camp relocations were conducted under Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake?
0/ZERO! Every evacuation to a hopefully safer location was done under Colonel Sherman Potter.

AKA, ALSO KNOWN AS
While not officially recognized by any government, New Year’s Day is also known as what?
Hangover Day, because of all the partying the night before on New Year’s Eve.🥳

Sunday, January 4, 2026

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BRR! IT'S COLD!

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with the first Sunday Funnies of the new year!

I've got to tell you folks though, I'm seriously glad I'm an indoor cat because it has been seriously cold.

HOW COLD IS IT?

Right now there is an exhibition softball⚾ game between the penguins🐧🐧and the polar bears happening in my people's backyard as I post this!

We have yet to experience a day or night above freezing, 32F/0C, over this past week with no end in sight!
There allegedly might be some relief later this week, but only in regards to the afternoon highs. All the nights will still be below freezing for at least the rest of this week.
That is WAY to cold for anyone, human or animal!
Hopefully all you people out there have your pets indoors where they belong and no one is going out unless absolutely necessary.

But it is SO cold...

It's so cold that the Gingerbread Man is using cookie sheets to keep his bed warm at night.

What did one icicle say to another?
“Hang in there!”

It's so cold, Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Frozen!

If you are colder than me, does that make me hotter than you?

Of course Humans run the risk of catching a cold during the winter months, but I have absolutely no idea why anyone would want to intentionally catch a cold, let alone, what do you do with it after you've caught it?
Personally, I would rather catch heat. I definitely prefer the good Spring and Summer weather to Winter.
Of course, if you must catch a cold, this is the right time of year to find one. Can you imagine trying to catch a cold in the Summer? I have no idea where you would look for one to begin with.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!

So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE AND WARM!
Try to have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

Saturday, January 3, 2026

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: DECEMBER 28, 2025-JANUARY 3, 2026: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

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WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY
& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

JANUARY 4 IS WORLD BRAILLE DAY, SPAGHETTI DAY AND HYPNOTISM DAY.
JANUARY 5 IS BIRD DAY, CELEBRATING OUR FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS.
JANUARY 6 IS CUDDLE DAY. CELEBRATE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE.
JANUARY 8 IS BUBBLE BATH DAY.
JANUARY 10 IS HOUSEPLANT APPRECIATION DAY.
JANUARY 11 IS MILK DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…
*The reported COVID state of the world, as of January 3, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…
*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)


THE TERRORIST REPORT…
*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…
*January 5 is Bird Day, celebrating our fine feathered friends.
*January 10 is Houseplant Appreciation Day.
*FYI: There are coastal areas that accept used Christmas Trees🎄 to help rebuild sand dunes along the beach. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.
*FYI: Some zoos accept used Christmas Trees🎄 to help feed their animals. Check with yours to see if this program is available in your area.

🌌SPACE NEWS...

😢PASSING PARADE…
*The innocent lives lost to war.  
*Actress (many great roles over a long career) and animal rights activist Bridgette Bardot has taken her last bow on life's stage.
*Former professional hockey🏒 player Lowell MacDonald is no longer with us.
*Comedian John Mulrooney (numerous appearances in various media from 1979 until his passing) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Actor Isiah Whitlock, Junior (The Wire, 2016 version of Pete’s Dragon, more) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Former professional football🏈 player Billy Ray Barnes is no longer with us.
*Actor Gregory de Polnay (numerous credits from 1970-2025) has taken his last bow on life's stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…


ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY
ON FOREIGN ISSUES…
FACTS

*Although there was no Congressional support, US forcers have attacked Venezuela and captured Nicolas Maduro and his wife, with the Trump/Republican regime saying "they will now run Venezuela." The couple are to be formally indicted in New York City upon their arrival. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)
THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…
ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…
ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...

THE BALLROOM BLITZ...
ALSO…
CITY SEIZURES…
NOTE: Washington, DC is the only city the Trump/Republican regime has any official authority to act within. The rest are questionable, at best.
THE GERRYMANDERING ATTEMPTS…
*
NOTE: With the 2026 mid-term elections drawing near, the Trump/Republican regime is trying to make sure the Republican Party maintains control of the House of Representatives and the Senate to continue their agenda.
THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…
REMEMBER???

*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.
FACT BASED OPINION
MEDICAL NEWS…
*Speculation: The Justices and the future of the Court??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)
DEFENDING FREE SPEECH…
SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…
IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!
MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…
ELSEWHERE…
😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…


THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE
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