Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
For those who came in late, as usual a real quote from an actual celebrity or otherwise famous person will be followed by something (hopefully) witty from meow.
Ready?
"There are three kinds of people in this world. The ones that learn from reading. The few that learn from observation and the rest that have to touch an electric fence for themselves to realize what it is."~~Will Rogers, vaudeville performer, actor and humorous social commentator.
I used to wonder about the people who paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian Water, until I read the name backwards.
"Avoid negative people. They have a problem for every solution." ~~ Albert Einstein, famous scientist and certified genius.
And to those same people I say: If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by William Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."~~Comedian Spike Mulligan.
Could it be because Shakespeare passed away long before you were even born?
"If all you have is a hammer toe, everything looks like a toe nail."~~Actor Robert Downy Junior.
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Your silence may be misinterpreted, but it will never be misquoted.
"You pray for rain, you must deal with the mud for that is a part of it."~~Actor Denzel Washington.
While some people don't like to get their shoes dirty, I've never heard the pigs🐖🐷 complain about mud.
"I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it."~~Artist Vincent Van Gogh.
Considering all the beautiful paintings you created in your lifetime, you certainly succeeded Vincent!
"I always wanted to go to Switzerland and see what the army does with those little knives."~~Comedic Actor Billy Connolly.
I would assume they pair them with the forks and spoons to eat their meals with. But if I ever meet anyone from Switzerland or MacGyver, I've got to find out how they clean those Swiss Army Knives afterwards.
"Freedom is the right to say no."~~Famous author George Orwell, most noted for 1984.
And above all, NO MEANS NO!
So on that note♫, take care everybody.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when we have something special planned for the next Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
