Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
It's only muggy at the moment, but the latest heat wave is upon us, so I'm going to stay inside where it's nice and cool.
So should every other pet.
Not at my house, of course, but within their own.
Remember: if it's too hot for the people reading this, it is definitely too hot outside for their furry friends!
Now then, on with the jokes!
I've never seen The Hunt For Red October because I'm not too crazy about movies with sub titles.
After all, if I wanted to read, I'd get the book.
If you take a cow🐄 for a walk through a vineyard, do you herd it through the grapevine?😏
Do I have Marvin Gaye, Credence Clearwater Revival or the California Raisins to thank for that joke?
How come whenever they discuss the 1980s, people always talk about boom boxes?
Isn't that cliche an overused stereo type?
Maybe tomorrow?
Count your blessings folks. I've got a worse track record on that objective than Pinky and the Brain.
I really like the way the
Earth🌍🌎🌏 rotates.
It makes my day.
I read that zoo dentists will only work on bears🐻🐻 with strong anesthetics. Apparently there is safety in numb bears.😉
My people watched a documentary on Geese🪿🪿 last night.
It was rated "R" because of too much fowl language.
A sign on a store read: IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT.
Are things really that bad?
And so on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE/COOL!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
