AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and it is so cold outside today…
HOW COLD IS IT?
You folks need to practice more.
Anyway, it is so cold outside that whenever I have to make a quick trip out to do my business, I’m wearing TWO dog sweaters!
If it gets any colder, it's going to be a three dog night! 😉
♫Howl does your light shine, in the halls of Shambala?♫
Anyway, our top story:
Record low temperatures will hit parts of the country this week after a severe winter storm finishes leaving a lot of snow in many areas.
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| And this was upper Florida Sunday, January 25! |
The forecast for the Northeastern part of the country by Tuesday morning...
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IN OTHER NEWS...
Fleetwood Mac is NOT a new sandwich at McDonalds.
Kermit the Frog has been invited to audition for Spring Training Baseball⚾ under the theory that no one else would be better at catching flies.
I wonder if Kermit knows they’re talking about fly balls?
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
At his arraignment on robbery charges, the poor art student said he needed Monet to acquire Degas to make his Van Gogh.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
Did you know that the state of Maryland, USA’s favorite sport is Jousting?
After all these years, what is there to still joust about?
Could there still be a dragon🐲 or two lurking around somewhere that nobody knew about before now?
Considering January 16 was Appreciate A Dragon Day for fantasy fans, it makes one wonder.
And finally:
He who laughs last just didn’t get the joke.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
February 1: Piper D. Katt hosts.
February 2: Our annual Groundhog's Day routine.
Stay tuned!
