SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE (March 2026)

AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE

WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!

I’m Koda Canine, and unfortunately my favorite baseball⚾ team can't serve any more drinks at their ballpark this season because they lost their home opener. 😞

Our top story:

A shapely nude woman is reportedly on a crime spree robbing banks, but police say they have nothing to go on because no one can remember her face.

Scientists calculate that if you weigh 200 pounds on Earth, you only weigh 84 pounds on Mars and 13 pounds on Pluto.

Their conclusion being that people are not fat, just on the wrong planet.

A riot broke out at the kleptomaniac convention when one attendee arrived late and found every seat taken.

WHERE IS IT?

A new study shows trees🌲🌳 feel re-leaved when spring comes.

But where the heck is Spring anyway?

Did it miss the bus?

Did it oversleep?

Where’s Spring?

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Now, back to what passes for the news.

If you’re wearing pink today, you obviously forgot to separate your red clothing from your whites when doing laundry.

I heard a scientist came up with an acid that will eat through absolutely anything.

I wonder what he stores it in?

Now it’s time for my editorial.

My people just got a universal remote that is supposed to change everything. However I just found out that it only works on the television set. What a bummer.

NEWS ALERT!!

A kaiju monster size snail🐌 is rampaging the city. Walk for your lives!!!

When asked "What you would do if you found out that your child was a Homo-Sapien?" 55% of the Conservative Christians questioned said they would disown them and force them to leave home.

Homo Sapien is the scientific name for a human being.

Too bad this isn’t a joke.

And finally: 

Remember: your wrinkles show you laugh. Any gray hair shows you care and any scars show you’re living.

On that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.

For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

NEXT SUNDAY: EB the Easter Bunny🐰 hops by for his annual visit!

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: MARCH 22-28, 2026: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 

ALTHOUGH W.H.O. ENDED THE PANDEMIC,

THE VIRUSES ARE STILL ONGOING.

PLEASE GET VACCINATED,

WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY

& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

THE COVID-19/CORONAVIRUS!

MARCH IS WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH.

MARCH 29 IS INTERNATIONAL MERMAID DAY.

MARCH 30 IS PENCIL🖉 DAY.

APRIL IS JAZZ APPRECIATION MONTH, ALCOHOL AWARENESS MONTH

AND GARLIC🧄 MONTH.

APRIL 1 IS APRIL FOOLS’ DAY.

APRIL 2 IS WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY

AND INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN’S BOOK DAY.

APRIL 3 IS WORLD AQUATIC ANIMAL DAY.

APRIL 5 IS FIRST CONTACT DAY, via Star Trek.

APRIL 6 IS LIBRARY DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…

ONE MAN'S OPINION

*After its latest election, no major changes in North Korea's government.

*Cuba has managed to restore its power grid, for now.

*Australia now has a free trade agreement with the European Union.

*South Africa won't be attending the next G7 Summit???

*There is a confirmed new COVID strain active across the globe!

*The reported COVID state of the world, as of March 28, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???

*The International Olympics Committee has decreed that from this day forth, only naturally born females can compete in women's events.

*The United Nations is addressing historic slave trade incidents.

*Have the remains of the French musketeer d'Artagnan been found???

*Did a dog solve a murder in England???

*The mystery of the extra space finally revealed. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*The lost bridge of humanity???

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…

*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*Are the US and Iran trying to negotiate or not??? Either way, more American troops are being deployed. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*The G7 countries have promised to keep the Strait of Hormuz open after the war ends.

*Israel keeps targeting Iran's leadership.

*The Houthis have joined Iran attacking Israel.

*Speculation: Could Iran attempt targeting Israel's nuclear facilities???

*Speculation: How many more US troops will be sent to fight???

*Speculation: Trump plans to rename the Strait of Hormuz???

THE RUSSIA UKRAINE WAR!

*As the war continues…  

*The latest Russian drone attack.

*Speculation: Russia needs money to continue the war???

THE TERRORIST REPORT…

*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…

*The Trump/Republican regime is auctioning off Arctic drilling sites.

*The latest State of the Global Climate report.

*The Trump/Republican regime has decided to start reducing bike paths in Washington DC.

*Recycling tennis and pickleballs.

*The life expectancy of solar panels.

*Opinion: What does the Trump/Republican regime have against renewable energy???

*April 3 is World Aquatic Animal Day.

🌌SPACE NEWS...

*Is the Earth spinning faster than it used to???

*NASA wants to establish a moon base.

*Why the astronaut came home.

*Could you see the Northern Lights the night of March 28???

😢PASSING PARADE…

*The innocent lives lost to war.  

*The innocent lives lost after a crash at New York’s LaGuardia Airport March 22.

*Musician Ronnie Bowman (with and without the Lonesome River Band) has passed away.

*Actress Valerie Perrine (many roles from 1971-2016) has taken her last bow on life’s stage.

*Singer/songwriter Chip Taylor (♫Angel of the Morning♫, ♫Wild Thing♫, more) is no longer with us.

*Ted Nichols, composer for many Hanna-Barbera productions of the 1960s and 1970s, has passed away.

*Artist Pat(ricia) Steir is no longer with us.

*Musician Darrell “Dash” Croft, co-founding member of Seals and Croft, has passed away.

*Actor James Tolkan (many roles from 1960-2024) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

*Former professional football🏈 players Barrett Robbins and Jeff Siemon are no longer with us. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…

Nation Wide Rallies Were Held March 28.

WE NEED MORE

GUN RESPONSIBILITY

NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

POLITICALLY…

ON FOREIGN ISSUES…

FACT BASED OPINION

*Germany President Frank-Walter Steinmeier's current opinions of the US-Iran War.

*Opinion: How not to greet an ambassador.

*Opinion: A French Senator's thoughts on current events.

THE US-IRAN WAR...

BBC NEWS REPORT

*Are the US and Iran trying to negotiate or not??? Either way, more American troops are being deployed. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Trump has since issued another delay on attempting to attack Iran's energy sites.

*The Republican controlled Senate rejected another attempt to restrain Trump's war powers.

*Speculation: How many more US troops will be sent to fight???

*Speculation: Will there be a scapegoat???

*Speculation: Why no comments from JD Vance or Marco Rubio???

*Speculation: Why war was not officially declared.

*Speculation: Did Iran supporting hackers reveal FBI Director Kash Patel's emails???

*Speculation: Trump plans to rename the Strait of Hormuz???

*Speculation: Is Cuba next???

THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…

ONE MAN'S FACT BASED OPINION

*While trying to figure out what they should do there, Trump deployed ICE Agents to airports in need as the Senate still debates funding the Department of Homeland Security. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*Did the US Agriculture Department cut funding to a farmer's land assistance program because of the Trump/Republican regime's anti-Diversity, Equality and Inclusion policies???

*The United States is insolvent???

*The Trump/Republican regime has turned over handling student debts to the Treasury Department.

*The Post Office is going to start charging a fuel surcharge on package deliveries.

*Meta is starting layoffs.

*The Epic Games layoffs.

*Playstation has announced impending price hikes.

*Elon Musk wants to start making his own computer chips.

*Besides not being worried about rising costs, the Trump/Republican regime claims Americans are okay with high gas prices. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…

*Minnesota wants access to any Federal evidence gathered investigating the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

*Markwayne Mullin will be the next Department of Homeland Security leader. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Who speaks for the children???

*Analysis: Kristi Noem's tenure in charge of Homeland Security.

*Opinion: The immigration policies of the Trump/Republican regime are hurting America and its future.

*Opinion: ICE Agents as Airport Security Guards.

*Speculation: Will the Supreme Court change the immigration rules for the Trump/Republican regime again???

ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...

FACT BASED OPINION

*Trump is expected to sign an Executive Order, paying TSA Agents "immediately", despite the ongoing debate over Homeland Security and ICE, whose shutdown is now the longest in Federal history. See MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS below for more details. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Apparently no major member of the Trump/Republican regime, including Trump and JD Vance, will be attending this year's Conservative Political Action Conference.

*A Federal Judge has ruled against the Pentagon trying to punish Anthropic.

*More Voter Remorse.

*Trump's latest poll numbers.

*Opinion: Attorney General Pam Bondi doesn't think being an American citizen is a right.

*Trump still thinks he should have a THIRD term and has strong thoughts about the Justice System. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*One man's opinions on the Trump regime.

*Trump's current opinions about the Democrats.

*Speculation: Why did Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth block the promotions???

*Speculation: Who will be receiving the 2026 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor???

NO KINGS 2026...

*Rallies across the country were held March 28 to peacefully protest the actions and policies of the Trump/Republican regime. (There are 6/SIX separate links in this item.)

THE 2026 MID-TERM ELECTIONS…

*Trump wants the SAVE Act to become law. Republicans apparently don't! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Despite wanting to end the policy, Trump and his family voted by mail. Yet a Democrat won Mar-a-Largo's district. Because of this, Florida apparently is now reconsidering its gerrymandering redistricting plans. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*Speculation: Is it just Apache County, Arizona or a more growing concern???

NOTE: With the 2026 mid-term elections drawing near, the Trump/Republican regime is trying to make sure the Republican Party maintains control of the House of Representatives and the Senate to continue their agenda.

FACTS

THE BALLROOM BLITZ...

*Trump wants to add another guest room to the White House??? It already has 16/SIXTEEN.

*There's a new statue of Christopher Columbus in DC.

ALSO…

*The Trump/Republican regime copied a porn site???

*A legal challenge has been raised against the pending Trump Gold Coin.

*A lawsuit has been filed to remove Trump's name from the Kennedy Center.

*One man's opinion on all future US currency to bear Trump's signature.

*Speculation: Did Trump take classified documents or not??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Who still currently has a grant???

*Keeping track of all the legal actions against the current Trump/Republican regime and its personnel.

*The latest from the White House.

THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…

FACT BASED OPINION

*Videos of past depositions have been released.

*Survivors are suing over having their personal data revealed.

*What happened to the missing items from Epstein's safe???

*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.

FACT BASED OPINION

MEDICAL NEWS…

*There is a confirmed new COVID strain active across the globe!

*The Trump/Republican regime is now investigating medical schools over Diversity, Equality and Inclusion issues.

*The current status of your hospital.

⚖THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…

*The Court will not hear a case concerning a reporter's arrest.

*The Court may soon announce a position on vote by mail rules.

*Trump's latest opinions on the Court.

*Speculation: Will the Court change the immigration rules for the Trump/Republican regime again???

DEFENDING FREE SPEECH…

*Journalism and the US Iran War. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*What Stephen Colbert will do once CBS ends The Late Show.

SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…

*The Department of Justice paid a Trump pardoned felon.

*A jury found META guilty of violating Child Safety and Mental Health laws.

*META and Google lost a lawsuit concerning childhood Internet addiction.

*Comedian Bill Cosby lost his latest civilian case.

*Analysis: A look at the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division.

*Analysis: The lack of equal pay between the genders.

*Opinion: Attorney General Pam Bondi doesn't think being an American citizen is a right.

*Speculation: Why did Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth block the promotions???

✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!

*Trump's latest attack against voting by mail.

*ICE agents at airports.

*Trump's nobodies.

*The belief of false claims.

*About Erika Kirk's letter to comedian Druski.

*The life expectancy of solar panels.

*There is no such thing as a FREE piano!

MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…

AT A RECENT HEARING...

*The House and Senate disagree over funding the Department of Homeland Security. At issue: reorganizing ICE.

*UPDATE: In the wee hours of March 27, the Senate agreed to fund everything in DHS except ICE until those issues are resolved. However the House blocked it, with Speaker Mike Johnson calling it a joke! What happens next is unknown with Congress scheduled to be off for the next two weeks on Easter/Passover break. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Some politicians believe no one should get rich from their time in office.

*The House gave Trump an award.

*Republican Representative and House Transportation Chair Sam Graves has announced he will not seek reelection.

*One airline will not give Congress any special treatment.

*The latest Bills pending before Congress.

*Opinion: Who's plan is it???

*Opinion: OOPS!

ELSEWHERE…

*The 2027 Oscars will be at a new location.

*The Los Angeles Dodgers' stadium has been renamed.

😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

*An employer's apology to the employees.

*The 2026 Baseball⚾ season has begun!

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 28, 2026

 😎FUN FACT

For the Numerologists out there, this is our 3,333 Blog post.

LET’S PLAY BALL WITH SOME ENIGMAS TO CELEBRATE

THE START OF THE 2026 BASEBALL⚾ SEASON!

NEXT?

What is the next item in the given sequence below?

KC, SD, SF, ____???

COMMON BONDS

While everybody within the subsets below are the scoreboard designations for specific baseball teams, each group also has something else in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {LAD, OAK, PIT, SEA}

02. {ARI, MIA, TEX}

03. {DET, MIN}

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the March 21, 2026 Puzzle Corner.

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

What number is considered unlucky in Italy?

17, not 13. The Roman version XVII can be anagramed to spell VIXI, which means “my life is over” in Latin.

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

Spring is (hopefully) just around the corner.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: RAIDER OF THE ROUND FILE (misc. jokes)

Piper D. Katt

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Every time I've looked out a window today, it's raining.☔😾

Thankfully it's not snow.

I've had enough of that to last my entire nine lives, but isn't there some way to change the channel to more sunny and bright days?

In any event, I've been scratching around all day trying to come up with some decent jokes to tell, but the only source I've found is the dreaded Free Choice E-zine office's "round file".

So here goes nothing.

Ready?

I got thrown out of the local coffee shop for wearing a tee shirt.

What do you call a boomerang🪃 that doesn’t return?

A stick.

When you eat a donut without sprinkles, is that a hard diet?

My laptop keeps singing ♫Water Under The Bridge♫.

The Dreaded "Round File"

I'm the proud owner of Adele computer. 😼

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark.

Now when I see my electric bill, I am scared of the light.

I asked my daughter for a phone book.

She laughed at me and called me a dinosaur, then lent me her phone.

Long story short, the spider is dead, the I-Phone is broken and my daughter is mad at me.

I am really glad cats have nine lives.

It's the only way I'm going to have enough time to accomplish everything I want to do in this universe.

If you were allowed $86400 each day but you had to spend all of it by the end of the day, what would you do?

That is how many seconds there are in a day, and when they are gone, they are gone.

Put your seconds to use.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies when Koda Canine presents his Weekend Pupdate.—PDK.

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: MARCH 15-21, 2O26: NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

 

ALTHOUGH W.H.O. HAS ENDED THE PANDEMIC,

THE VIRUSES ARE STILL ONGOING.

PLEASE GET VACCINATED,

WEAR A MASK😷 WHEN NECESSARY

& BEWARE ANY VERSION OF

THE COVID-19/CORONAVIRUS!

MARCH IS WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH.

MARCH 21 IS INTERNATIONAL FORESTS🌲🌳 DAY, WORLD POETRY DAY,

HARMONY DAY IN AUSTRALIA

& WORLD DOWN SYNDROME AWARENESS DAY.

MARCH 22 IS WORLD WATER🌊 DAY.

MARCH 23 IS PUPPY DAY.

MARCH 24 IS WORLD TUBERCULOSIS AWARENESS DAY.

MARCH 25 IS THE 205TH ANNIVERSARY OF GREECE’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.

MARCH 26 IS LIVE LONG AND PROSPER DAY, courtesy of Star Trek.

MARCH 26 IS ALSO BANGLADESH’S INDEPENDENCE DAY.

MARCH 29 IS INTERNATIONAL MERMAID DAY.

MARCH 30 IS PENCIL✎ DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE W🌍RLD THIS PAST WEEK…

A PAST STORY OF COOPERATION

*Cuba is now suffering country wide power blackouts, but does not want to end up like Venezuela in negotiations with the US, while Trump wants Cubans to take imminent action against their government. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Peru has a new Prime Minister.

*The sentence for those found guilty of murder, rape or terrorism in El Salvador is now life imprisonment.

*Kent, England is suffering a Meningitis outbreak.

*The reported COVID state of the world, as of March 21, 2026. But why has there been no data from the United States since January 21, 2025???

*Charles H Bennett and Gilles Brassard have won the 2026
Turing Award for their long time work in quantum cryptography.

*Jeffrey Epstein's reach extended to Norway???

*As the 2026 Winter Paralympics came to an end... (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*At the 2026 World Baseball⚾ Classic...

*♫Jenny♫ phone number now connects with a cancer support group.

*Who used a rare coin to pay for a bus ride???

*Does Punch the Monkey now have a girlfriend???

*The BTS K Pop group is back together.

*Opinion: The BBC thinks Donald Trump's lawsuit against them is unnecessary and should be dropped.

*Speculation: Where's Vladimir Putin???

*Speculation: The real identity of Banksy??? The suspect denies being the artist, but how important is artistic anonymity??? (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

IN THE MIDDLE EAST…

FACT BASED OPINION

*Concerning Israel, Palestine, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Gaza Strip and more. (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*Iraqi Women’s Rights advocate Yanar Mohammed was murdered March 2, but the news was only recently announced.

*The Afghanistan Pakistan conflict continues.

*More attacks along the Gaza Strip.

*As the US Iran War enters its third week...,

*Iran suffered leadership losses this past week.

*Trump isn't happy no one is willing to help clear the Strait of Hormuz.

*America is sending more troops and supplies.

*"Open the Strait or else!"—Trump to Iran March 21.

*The Greek Government is evacuating stranded pets.

*Analysis: Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz.

*Speculation: When will the war end???

*Speculation: Did Iran execute a Swedish citizen???

THE RUSSIA UKRAINE WAR!

*As the war continues…  

*Both sides are affected by the current US Iran War.

THE TERRORIST REPORT…

*The Free Choice E-zine does not support terrorism, no matter what the “cause” or alleged “justification”. Thus we will only be posting news items in this section whenever terrorists are brought to justice through arrest and trial.

🌐THE CLIMATE CHANGE CHRONICLES…

*The Trump/Republican regime wants to spend $1/ONE BILLION US DOLLARS TO PREVENT WIND FARMS???

*Earth's average day is getting longer, time wise.

*Scientists confirm previous sea level measurements are off.

*The Solar Powered Cars of Tunisia.

*Recycling waste plastic to help fight Parkinson disease.

*Analysis: How warming water threatens seafood.

*Opinion: Electric Vehicles are better. Especially during a gas crisis.

*Speculation: Why won't an American meteorologist discuss climate change on the air???

*March 21 is International Forests🌲🌳 Day.

*March 22 is World Water🌊 Day.

ARTIST CONCEPTION

🌌SPACE NEWS...

*There is an ocean of lava on another world.

*Images of a galaxy from the T. Rex era.

*Sadly, March 23 is the 25th anniversary of losing the MIR Space Station.

😢PASSING PARADE…

*The innocent lives lost to war.  

*Iraqi Women’s Rights advocate Yanar Mohammed was murdered March 2, but the news was only recently announced.

*Former FBI Director turned Special Counsel Robert Mueller has passed away.

*Author William C. Dietz (novels in the Bounty, Halo and Star Wars franchises, other books) is no longer with us.

*Actor Matt Clark (many roles from 1958-2014) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

*Tenor Robert White has unfortunately given his last performance.

*Former professional baseball⚾ player Larry Stahl is no longer with us.

*Actor Tom Georgeson (many roles between 1963-2015) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

*Martial Arts Master turned actor Chuck Norris has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

*Actor Nicholas Brendon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Criminal Minds, more) has taken his last bow on life’s stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE CHILDREN'S IBUPROFEN RECALL???

ARE YOU AWARE OF COSTCO'S MEATLOAF & MASHED POTATOES RECALL???

WE NEED MORE

GUN RESPONSIBILITY

NOW!

ALL INEQUALITY HAS TO STOP!

BAN BOOK BANS!

NEXT NATIONWIDE RALLIES SCHEDULED FOR MARCH 28, 2026

POLITICALLY…

ON FOREIGN ISSUES…

*During a diplomatic visit, Trump told a joke about Pearl Harbor to Japan's Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi???

*Speculation: Will there still be a US China Summit because of the Iran War???

*Speculation: Venezuela as the 51st member of the United States???

FACT BASED OPINION

*THE US IRAN WAR...

*As the war enters its third week...

*The latest reported American causalities.

*Trump isn't happy no one is willing to help clear the Strait of Hormuz.

*"Open the Strait or else!"—Trump to Iran March 21.

*Counter Terrorism official Joe Kent has resigned over the war, saying "Iran was no imminent threat" and that "Israel pressured the US to go to war." Yet now the FBI is investigating him. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*The Congressional Hearing reviewing the Iran War. National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard testified March 18. On Day 2/TWO... (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Trump's thoughts on the resignation.

*Did Trump know about Israel's planned attacks on energy plants or not??? (There are 4/FOUR separate links in this item.)

*The Pentagon now wants $200 BILLION US Dollars to fund (finish???) the war!

*The Greek Government is evacuating stranded pets.

FACTS

*Analysis: The toll of war.

*Analysis: The war, so far, with updates from March 16 and March 19. (There are 3/THREE separate links in this item.)

*Analysis: Army soldier Jessica Foster is an AI FAKE!

*Analysis: Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz.

*Trump's current opinions of NATO allies.

*Opinion: JD Vance on the war.

*Opinion: The current Iran War versus the Iraq War.

*Speculation: Did Pete Hesgeth lie about survivors' comments???

*Speculation: When will the war end???

*Speculation: The war's outcome???

THE TRUMP TARIFF TURMOIL AND THE ECONOMY…

*America's national debt is now $39 TRILLION DOLLARS!

*Does the Trump/Republican regime care about the Iran War's economic impact on Americans???

*Trump and Executives have differing opinions on oil prices. Trump actually thinks high prices are good. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Employees at a meat packing plant in Colorado have gone on strike.

*Analysis: The current economy.

*JD Vance's current opinions on gas prices.

*Opinion: What hamburgers still have real meat???

*Differing opinions on the Trump Tariffs.

*Trump's opinions on recent court rulings.

*Opinions of voting regrets.

*Speculation: Is the Bond Market an indication of things to come???

ON IMMIGRANT ISSUES…

*Will the Supreme Court allow the Trump/Republican regime to start deporting Haitians and Syrians???

*TSA and the rest of Homeland Security doesn't have to suffer because of ICE.

*Liam Conejo Ramos and his family of Minneapolis have been ordered to leave the country.

*Banks will not become immigration enforcement tools.

*Analysis: What's next for ICE???

*Analysis: How the deportations have affected farms and farmers.

*Analysis: Did people profit from Kristi Noem's time as Director of Homeland Security???

*Opinion: The story of Andry Hernández Romero.

*Opinion: The story of an Afghanistan War Veteran.

*Opinion: A look at Anti-ICE Apps.

*Speculation: Will Trump send ICE agents to handle Airports' Security???

*Speculation: Will Senator Markwayne Mullin be the next head of Homeland Security???

ON DOMESTIC ISSUES...

*The Trump/Republican regime plans to establish an official fraud hunting bureau as they declare a War on Fraud, unless you're a pardoned ally. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*The Pentagon's new recruiting incentive.

*The latest pitch of the For Profit President: "Private National Security Briefings".

*Trump now wants to plan his upcoming birthday party.

*Analysis: Trump's second term, to date.

*Opinion: One Republican Senator defends Governor Gavin Newsom against Trump.

*Opinion: Those troubling loop holes.

*Speculation: Is the US Postal System in financial trouble???

FACT BASED OPINION

THE 2026 MID-TERM ELECTIONS…

*At least one Senator is worried about the safety of the upcoming mid-term elections.

*The Supreme Court will soon hear a case concerning vote by mail procedures.

*Analysis: What voter fraud???

*Analysis: The results of the Chicago Primaries and the rest of Illinois. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Analysis: The Republicans' potential new campaign strategy.

*Opinion: Slandering the Democrats to hopefully make sure the Republicans win.

*Speculation: Will College Students still be eligible to vote this fall???

*Speculation: Will Republicans attempt to steal the 2026 mid-terms???

NOTE: With the 2026 mid-term elections drawing near, the Trump/Republican regime is trying to make sure the Republican Party maintains control of the House of Representatives and the Senate to continue their agenda.

THE BALLROOM BLITZ...

*Now the support columns on the White House porches may be replaced.

*At least for now, Trump doesn't get a Security Screening Center, whatever that is supposed to be.

*Judgement on the destruction of the East Wing.

ALSO…

*The man Trump wants to represent his residential area in Florida doesn't even live in the district!

*Trump is scheduled to have his own 24K Gold Coin in time for America's 250th anniversary. But not everyone agrees with having a living person, let alone a sitting President, on currency. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*The Trump/Republican regime has decreed no other game can be held during the annual Army-Navy Football🏈 game.

*Analysis: Trump's latest poll numbers.

*Trump's thoughts on Robert Mueller's passing.

*Who still currently has a grant???

*Keeping track of all the legal actions against the current Trump/Republican regime and its personnel.

*The latest from the White House.

FACT BASED OPINION

THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN SITUATION…

*Congress wants to talk to Pam Bondi about the Epstein files. But so far, no appearance. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*An opinion from Alaska.

*Epstein's reach extended to Norway???

*NOTE: Any possible crimes happened BEFORE his first Presidential campaign so as a potential civilian suspect, Donald Trump is NOT covered by the Supreme Court’s Presidential Immunity Ruling in The Jeffrey Epstein Situation.

MEDICAL NEWS…

FACT BASED OPINION

*Did a Florida hospital illegally operate on a pregnant woman???

*A Federal Judge has overruled Robert F. Kennedy Junior's revised vaccination schedule and why this is a good thing. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Recycling waste plastic to help fight Parkinson disease.

*The current status of your hospital.

*Analysis: How many Americans are now uninsured???

*Doctor Oz's opinions on California and Medical Fraud.

⚖THE SUPREME COURT REPORT…

*Will the Court allow the Trump/Republican regime to start deporting Haitians and Syrians???

*The Court ruled in favor of a Street Preacher concerning Free Speech.

*The Court will soon hear a case concerning vote by mail procedures.

*Chief Justice John Roberts' opinions on current events.

DEFENDING FREE SPEECH…

FACT BASED OPINION

*Trump isn't happy about media accuracy reporting on the US Iran War as Freedom of the Press has been restored at the Pentagon. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Trump versus yet another female reporter.

*Trying to prevent a MAGA Media Monopoly.

*CBS News has announced pending layoffs, including completely closing the entire news radio division! (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

FACT BASED OPINION

SOCIAL (IN)JUSTICE…

*Elon Musk is being sued by victims of the Grok AI's illegal images.

*The New York Times claims Cesar Chavez is guilty of sexually abusing minor females. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Washington State will soon officially start taxing billionaires. Will other states follow suit??? (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*Afroman (Joseph Edgar Foreman) won his defamation lawsuit.

*The employees decided to unionize, so their employer is closing the business and laying everyone off!

*An employer was found guilty of a newborn's passing.

*Remembering Sam "Lightnin'" Hopkins.

*Speculation: Is there bigotry in the Republican Party???

*Speculation: Was Bob Barker not all he appeared to be???

✅IT’S FACT CHECK TIME!

*Trump did NOT talk to a former President about the Iran War.

*Trump's latest public announcements about the Iran War.

FACT BASED OPINION

MEANWHILE, IN CONGRESS…

*The Senate debated the Trump/Republican regime supported SAVE Act. (There are 2/TWO separate links in this item.)

*The latest Bills pending before Congress.

*Analysis: Gambling, right or wrong.

*Opinion: Right or wrong, the latest Republican Bill.

*Speculation: So, no term limits after all???

ELSEWHERE…

*WHERE IS NANCY GUTHRIE???

*At the 2026 World Baseball⚾ Classic...

*As the first weekend of March Madness🏀 plays on...

*The Bachelorette season featuring Taylor Frankie Paul will not start March 22, if at all this year.

*At the 2026 Academy Awards, of One Battle After Another, Sinners, the winners, the losers, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and other points of interest. (There are 9/NINE separate links in this item.)

*Opinion: Manners matter.

*Speculation: Did the Trump/Republican regime influence deciding the Oscar winners???

*Speculation: Can a basketball🏀 survive a 400+ foot fall???

😀AND FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS…

*♫Jenny♫ phone number now connects with a cancer support group.

*Does Punch the Monkey now have a girlfriend???

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