As the Valentine's Day weekend concludes, our resident comedienne Ms. Waxy Dragon (a three year old baby dragon avatar amongst many of an avid Internet surfer) has decided to grace us with a few appropriate jokes for all you love birds.
Or at least, that's what she claims these are. ;-)
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," he replied. "What's your phone number?"
What happened when the two vampires met? It was love at first bite!
Is Pepe LePew proof that skunks are scent-imental? ^.^
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
And finally, from Waxy to her special loved one...
Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Y