Sunday, February 22, 2009

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: FEBRUARY 22nd. 2009

Our resident comedienne would like to try her paw at puns this weekend, and since I have nothing to say or report as a proper lead in for this post, take it away Ms. Waxy Dragon...

Is a pessimist's blood type always b-negative?

When a clock is hungry, does it goes back four seconds?

A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

And finally, remember folks:
A bicycle can never stand on its own because it is two tired.

See you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!

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