Our resident comedienne would like to try her paw at puns this weekend, and since I have nothing to say or report as a proper lead in for this post, take it away Ms. Waxy Dragon...
Is a pessimist's blood type always b-negative?
When a clock is hungry, does it goes back four seconds?
A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
And finally, remember folks:
A bicycle can never stand on its own because it is two tired.
See you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!