Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon on an otherwise gloomy day, so I'm just channel surfing trying to find something worthwhile to watch on television.
Is it true that the most powerful object within any household is the remote to the TV?
After all, everybody fights over it and no one is ever willing to get up and operate the TV manually.
Now let me ask you this, if Everybody Loves Raymond and Everybody Hates Chris, where do the rest of us stand?
Do animals like TV? Could birds watch Duck-u-mentaries while cows watch the evening moos?
Do you think people would watch less television if EVERYTHING was pay per view?
Would you believe there are programs called Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Now is that before or after taxes? And is a million even still worth that much today?
Why can't anyone stay angry too long with a tempermental actress?
Because she always makes up.
What do you call an arguement between actors?
Star Wars.
Of course, that would make an actor taking a long walk a Star Trek?
What do you get if you cross a dog with the TV industry?
Collie-wood.
You know, after all this "good" television, I'm gonna go read a book!
But I'll see you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.
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