Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
IT'S VALENTINES' DAY!
Where lovers woo, and coo, and whatever else rhymes with woo and coo.
And don't forget the chocolate!
Oh how I love chocolate! Especially the Belgosian Dark Chocolate!
Ooohhh... that most exquisite chocolaty flavor and...
Oops! I better get back on topic.
Now it's sad to me that apparently there is only one day out of the whole year strictly dedicated to love.
After all, love is a many splendid thing. Love makes the world go round. Love IS all you need.
So why only dedicate one day to something so important?
But since you folks came here for humor instead of philosophy, it's time for some heart felt jokes.
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they can dunk them!
What monster really loves to dance?
What did the fruit vendor write on the Valentines' Day card to his spouse?
"Honeydew you realize how much I love you?
You're the apple of my eye.
We make quite a pear.
You're a real peach of a wife.
I love you berry much.
Orange you glad I love you?
I'm plum crazy about you!"
So unless there is an odorous skunk with a French accent on your tail, please take the time to tell the one(s) you care about how you really feel about them, and I'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies. - wd.