Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Now I don't know if it's because I'm only three years old or because I'm a baby dragon (unless you believe that I'm just one of many avatars for an avid Internet user), but I am still trying to figure out people.
I tried going to a big musical once. But everyone got upset when I started singing along with the people onstage. Hey, I was on key!
I got a funny look from the person waiting on me at the drive-thru window of the burger joint when I told them my order was to go.
At sporting events, the people around me complain when I brag I know what the score is before the game starts. After all, how much of a genius do you need to be to know it is zero-zero?
I can even tell you how things are going to be outside after sunset. Dark.
The people there really got mad at me the day I visited the zoo and started trying to free all the animals. After all, how would you like it if you were locked up in a cage all day? Of course I'm sure those who spend about eight hours a day in a cubicle can sympathize.
And remember to smile \_/ no matter how bad a day you are having. It will make people wonder what you are up to.
See you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies. -wd.