Sunday, June 20, 2010


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
And I've got oodles of Fathers' Day jokes to tell.

Now, in ancient Egypt, if they had mummies, did they also have deaddies?

Do fathers always snore? Only when they might be asleep.

In the past, fathers might have come home to a home cooked meal surrounded by his family. Today it might be a note detailing where everyone else is and what he can scrounge in the refrigerator.

When a father goes golfing, why does he carry an extra pair of socks? In case he gets a hole in one.

If every child gives their dad something that says they're number one, that is one heck of a tie! Of course it beats some of the neck ties your father has probably received over the years.

One day in school the teacher was trying to explain what an appendectomy was because one of their classmates would be absent for a few days because of theirs.
A student replied that her daddy was a doctor, and that an appendectomy was $1500.

A father tried to explain to his son that he was a logger in the forest. The child didn't understand. "How can you get the Internet way out there?"

Well, that's all the space I have for this weekend. Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there, and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies.-wd.

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