Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
I've been flying hither and yon looking for jokes to post on this weekend's Sunday Funnies, and boy are my wings tired.
Yet I think I've found some great ones, so let me share them with you.
I flew past an eatery whose advertising bragged that they have their own paramedics on staff. Now I'm wondering, is that because the portions are so big there's a choking risk involved, or because the food is so bad...
Of course, another place bragged about always having an ambulance standing by. Or at least, I think that's what the sign meant when it said, "plenty of ambiance".
On the radio, banks are always bragging about "cow pond interest". Now unless they're thirsty, what interest does a cow have in a pond? After all, I've never seen a cow go fishing or swimming. And what does this have to do with banks anyway?
Now this same bank commercial also said you should save for your ladder years.
What are ladder years anyway? I've looked around and have not seen very many people spending much time on ladders. Once a person gets on a ladder, do the banks really expect them to stay up there for years on end?
I've also heard a lot of people complain about profanity and wanting to clean it up. Does this mean they support confanity? Or do they want fanity to maintain its amateur status and not go pro?
Well, as I scratch my head and wonder about all of this, please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! -wd.
No comments:
Post a Comment