Okay Everyone! Autumn the Puppy here to finish what I started talking about last Sunday (June 6, although I have been told that the D in D-Day does not stand for dog) about us dogs and our schooling.
Now I think I have gotten pretty good at the game of fetch, although I'm not sure about the person throwing the ball. You throw the ball. I bring it back. But then you throw it again. If you don't want the darn thing, just let the dog know and we won't go after it the next time you throw it.
And by the way, if the ball gets lost at some point during the game, don't blame the dog! You're the one who threw it!
Of course, there are also the humans who think they're being clever by faking a throw. Congratulations. You out smarted a dog. What's next? Going for your PhD?
A human's sense of smell is not the same as our. I understand that. But does that really mean that what I think is a pleasant aroma stinks to you? After all, it's not like I'm asking you to roll around in it with me.
The cat's litter box is not a cookie jar. Okay, if you say so. But seriously, how come they get indoor plumbing and us dogs have to go outside?
I must shake water off my fur BEFORE entering the house. Well, maybe my timing is off, but just how do you folks dry off after you bathe? At least I'm not constantly licking myself like a cat! Who knows just where that tongue's been!
And if you don't want us to sit on your furniture, then where's our sofa?
Well, I guess that's everything. For now.
But before I go, a big bark out to Sandy from Little Orphan Annie. That comic strip is ending today after an 86 year run in the newspapers. Don't know what's going to happen next, but I hope you land on all four feet with your tail wagging fella!
I hope everyone has a good weekend and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.