HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!
Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Or am I?
Tonight of all nights, I can dress up and be any body or any thing I want and go out and get lots of chocolate and other treats!
I still haven't quite figure out what to dress up as though. The wings do make it a bit tough to fit into what most people consider the "standard" costumes.
Anyway, while I'm getting ready to trick or treat, here's some treats for you readers.
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he had no body to dance with.
Did you hear about the werewolf that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad about it afterwards.
Why do witches use brooms to fly?
Because vacuum cleaner are too heavy.
Why are mummies good at keeping secrets?
Because they keep them under wraps!
What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.
What do werewolves say to each other before they eat?
What do you use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster's party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Why witches avoid traveling when they're angry?
Because they're afraid of flying off the handle!
What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
What type of monster really loves dance music?
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
What kind of makeup do female monsters wear?
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck!
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
How do you keep a monster from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
What is a monster's favorite party game?
What's the ratio of a jack o'lantern's circumference to its diameter?
Well, that's all for this weekend folks. I'm all dressed up and ready to go trick or treating tonight.
And I better get plenty of chocolate treats because otherwise you'll get tricked.
So if you see me flying about tonight, please be nice.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone, and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.