Sunday, December 12, 2010
THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: DECEMBER 12, 2010
It was supposed to be Ms. Waxy Dragon's turn this week, but she said something about having to fly to the North Pole to convince Santa Claus that she really has been a good dragon, despite all the reports about raiding chocolate factories and other things that she isn't supposed to do.
So while unfortunately I'm not as prepared as I would like to be, let's see what I can dig up this weekend.
It's been raining like crazy all day. I've been cooped up in the regular people house all day, apparently driving all the humans crazy because I have nothing to do. Well, since they won't let me behind the steering wheel of their cars, this dog license I have must allow me to drive something.
Are slugs just snails with a housing problem?
Should a math book seek counseling because it has a lot of problems?
A witness, tired of trying to testify, turned to the judge and said, "I swore to tell the truth. The whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Yet every time I open my mouth one of those lawyers objects!"
Why do sharks avoid eating lawyers? Out of professional courtesy.
Is a dogwood tree's bark really worse than it's bite?
Well, I just looked out the window and discovered that it's been raining so much, my dog house just set sail! I better go catch it before it floats away.
Luckily I can swim.
After all, I certainly can dog paddle.
In any event, I hope everyone has a much nicer, or at least drier week than I am, and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies! -AtP.