Sunday, December 26, 2010


Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon and Autumn the Puppy both have the holiday weekend off to share with their respective families.
So I'm afraid it's just you and me: Lee Houston, Junior, Editor-In-Chief of The Free Choice E-zine.
But that doesn't mean you will go completely joke less today. Both Autumn and Waxy left me some gags to relate to you.
Hope I don't mess this up.

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

What can you give away and still keep?
A cold.

Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
Because they are such good animals that they'll stick their necks out for anyone.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

What did the briefcase salesman say to all his customers?
Valise Navidad!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

Aw geez, I was worried about messing those up?
But before we go, on behalf of the entire Free Choice staff, I would like to thank all our readers for their continued patronage to this website.
Whatever aspect of this time of year you celebrate, may it be the best it's ever been and we look forward to serving you now and in the years to come.
So we'll see you next weekend for the start of a new year and more Sunday Funnies!

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