Last week, Autumn the Puppy raised an interesting point that I'm sure hasn't really dawned on everyone yet.
ANIMALS TALK!
Yes we do!
What do you think all that meowing, barking, and other noises are all about?
Just because most of the time you Humans either can't understand us or we are not talking directly to you doesn't mean we are not talking at all.
You don't think there's some poor writer toiling behind the scenes creating these words you're reading right now, do you?Anyway, skipping the obvious examples of donkeys and elephants because we don't want anyone to think the Sunday Funnies are getting political, after we get past all the basics like the weather, what everyone's been up to lately, and the results of our latest vet visit (those doctors have to find a better place to stick that darn thermometer!), we like to joke around about ourselves and each other.
And now I'd like to share some of those jokes with you.
(Long way for a segue, wasn't it?)
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A milk dud.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
When is the king of the jungle like a weed?
When he's a dandelion.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
How does a lion greet other animals in the jungle?
"Pleased to eat you."
What kind of snake loves to eat dessert first?
A python. (pie-thon)
What happened after the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
Would an exhausted kangaroo be out of bounds?
What did the buffalo say to his child as he left for work?
Bison. (bye son)
And on that note, please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies. Take care everybody!
wd.
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