|Ms. Waxy Dragon|
What happened to the guy who failed to pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
Ghost don't make mistakes. They make boo-boos.
Hmmm... I wonder if they call the really serious ones Yogis?
Can you really repair a broken jack-o-lantern with a pumpkin patch?
Do ghosts with bad eyesight wear spookacles?
What do you call a dumb skeleton?
A numb skull.
Do baby monsters have parents?
Yes, mummies and deadies.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What do health conscious monsters eat for breakfast?
Is Count Duckula the perfect cartoon character for Halloween?
Why do vampires hate mosquitoes?
They despise the competition.
Is a monster's favorite vacation spot Transylvania or Lake Eerie?
Hoot, hoot, who?
Are you an owl?
Why was there no leftover food at the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin-ing it up.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
And now, for everyone in the New England area of the United States that actually got snow over this weekend:
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Well, that's all the space I have for today everyone.
Take care, REMEMBER TO TRICK OR TREAT SAFELY TOMORROW NIGHT and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.