Sunday, October 23, 2011


Ms. Waxy Dragon
Hello Everyone. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Next Monday is my second favorite holiday of the year: Halloween!
Not sure what I am going to dress up as yet, for it's always difficult to find just the right costume when you have to work around a lovely pair of wings, yet I can't wait to go Trick or Treating and get all kinds of free candy, especially chocolate!
So without further adieu, here are some treats for you. A whole slew of Halloween themed jokes.

What kind of a witch always feeds you?
A sand-witch.

How do you make a milkshake on Halloween?
Give it a good scare!

Are Jack O'Lanterns Irish? I wonder if they are related to Patti O'Furniture?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Did you know mummies are afraid to go on vacation?
They dread unwinding.

Is being kissed by a vampire a pain in the neck?

What flowers do monster's grow?

Did you know that witches refuse to ride their brooms when angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Spiders are great computer users because they love surfing the web!

What are pirates afraid of on Halloween?
The Ghost Guard!

If vampires believe in having pets, then they probably own bloodhounds.

With her big examination of "why did the chicken cross the road?" the last few weeks, here's one Autumn the Puppy will enjoy.
Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do so.

Well, that's all the room I have for today. We'll be back next weekend with more howling good Halloween jokes. In the meantime, have a good week folks and remember: if you want a really swinging Halloween party with lots of good music, don't forget to invite the boogieman!
See you in the next Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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