|Waxy Dragon: NOT a future NBA Star|
Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Now I know that a lot of sports fans are disappointed right now that there are no professional basketball games being played.
In fact, it might be 2012 before the NBA officially bounces its first basketball of a seriously shortened season.
But take heart!
There is still not only plenty of college hoops in your future, but I'm here to cheer you up with some basketball themed jokes.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they can dunk them.
Why do basketball players risk going to jail when they are ON the court?
Because they are always shooting the ball.
When is a baby good at playing basketball?
When it's dribbling.
What is a basketball cheerleader's favorite food?
Except for Larry, why are birds not allowed to play basketball?
Because they're all fowls.
Why can't Cinderella play the game?
Because she's always running away from the ball.
Besides, her coach is a pumpkin!
Well folks, that's the way the basketball bounces. Hope you liked the jokes and please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
Have a good week everyone!-wd.