You're old pal E.B., the Easter Bunny here to share a few minutes and laughs with everyone now that I have my deliveries done for the year.
I've been told that your regular hostesses, Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or medical industries; shame on your employers!
Now it's time to kick back, relax, put your feet up and let your hare down as I tell a few yolks, I mean: jokes.
A magician called a bald man onto the stage. "I am going to make a rabbit appear on top your head. Alakazam! A rabbit is now on your head."
The man felt around on top his head and there was nothing.
"Go ahead and keep feeling around," said the magician. "Soon you will feel a little hare."
What do you call a cow on Easter?
Whatever you call it the rest of the year!
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
Ouch!
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| All dressed up in their Sunday best |
A bug's bunny!
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs.
If a rooster climbs to the top of a barn roof and lays an egg and the barn is facing east and the wind is blowing north, which way will the egg roll?
Does it matter? Roosters don't lay eggs!
To get to the hopping mall.
How do rabbits fly?
By hareplane.
What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Did you know carrots are good for the eyes?
After all, you've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses, have you?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Well, that's it for this year folks. It's been fun.
As usual, I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with my peeps, and take a well deserved carrot break.
See you in 2015.--e.b.
The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend.
