Sunday, July 29, 2012


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Since I'm out of Dragon School for the summer, I've been flying around the animal kingdom catching up with all my friends, and boy do I have some jokes for you!

What kind of key does not open a lock?
A monKEY or a donKEY.

When you call a dog, it will come right away. When you call a cat, they just take a message and say they'll get back to you... someday.

A grumpy sheep has a baaaaaaa-d day.

A bear walked into a restaurant and asked for a serving of Matabooboo.
The waiter said, "I never heard of that. What's A Matabooboo?"
"Nothing Yogi," replied the bear.

What is a frog's favorite movie?
Star Warts: A New Hop!

How do you keep a Rhino from charging?
Take away it's credit card!

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals. When filling out his request, he realized that he didn't know what the plural of mongoose was. So in the end, his letter said, "Please send one mongoose. And if it's not too much trouble, send me another mongoose also."

Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over a barbed wired fence?
It was an udder disaster!

What's the difference between a slug and a snail?
The slug has a housing problem since it doesn't have a place to live like the snail does.

Well folks, that's all the space I have for this weekend. Try to have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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