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| This lady is NOT a tramp |
It dawned on me recently that I am in an unique position in life. Being both a female and a dog, I get to observe the relationship between men and women from both the Human and Canine perspective.
My conclusions?
Despite the differences in species, there are a lot of things that both males have in common, especially when it comes to interacting with their ladies.
*Both the Human and Canine male take up too much room on the bed and hog the covers.
*Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner. Us dogs just don't like the noise. Human males just don't like to use it.
*Both versions are bad about asking questions. When you're out and about with them, they will never stop and ask for directions, but each will never tell you or admit that they're lost. They've simply found an alternate destination.
*Both the Human and Canine male will never tell you when something is bothering them, let alone what it is. Come on now, speak! Women's intuition only goes so far.
*Both love to snuggle up to their mates and hope for more, although neither understands that their ladies are not always interested, let alone that "No" means no.
*Yet our men are also capable of showing affection, but sometimes it does take a minor miracle to get them to do so.
*Neither of them will wash dishes. Give them half a chance and they might lick their plate clean, but otherwise...
*Neither of them notice when you get a hair cut. Spend all day at a salon and they'll never comment, but when they see the bill, the Human males do get a bit antsy about the expense.
*Neither of them understand the Human female's interest in cats. Then again, neither do I.
And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.
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