Puzzled |
Now, despite what some people might say (I am NOT stealing dark chocolate when no one is looking!), I am a good dragon.
I go to dragon school every day and try my best, but you humans are a really difficult species to understand, but each day just leaves me with more questions than answers.
For example:
*Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the batteries are going dead?
Then again, a smart human would have put a battery life indicator somewhere on the remote control to begin with so there would be no doubt. But is it that hard to get up and change a channel yourself?
*Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money to begin with?
Are they that dumb or that greedy?
*Why do you believe a person when they say there are over four billion stars in the universe (and for the record, no one knows for sure. A couple of the wiser dragons tried to count them all once, but lost count somewhere around five billion and seven), but you always have to check for yourself when the sign says "wet paint"?
Did you not want to be late to actually watch the paint dry? If so, you need a more exciting life in this dragon's humble opinion.
*How do the dead bugs manage to get into those enclosed light fixtures?
I mean, I know the bugs were alive when they went in and the light zapped them. But from my point of view, it's hard enough getting those light fixtures open so I can eat the dead bugs. Seriously though: HOW did the bugs get in there to begin with?
Well, starting to think of all those yummy bugs is making me hungry, so I'm going to fly off and find something to eat. Take care everybody, and please join us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.
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