Sunday, October 13, 2013


One smart baby dragon!
Hello everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now, even though I am only in the first grade, I am learning quite a lot in Dragon School. Like how to fly and how to breathe fire properly, two things every dragon should know. So unless you're a dragon in disguise, kids: don't try this at home!
Of course, I've also talked before about my meaner ancestors of the past, but (most) dragons today are a lot nicer than they were.
After all, we know that Humans are not crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

Anyway, one of my favorite teachers in school is a much older dragon by the name of Professor Hy I. Que; who is teaching us how to think.
Now this may seem odd, because after all, everyone thinks to some point, but when you're a little kid, no matter what age or species, everything seems hard to do at first until you get the hang of it.

Let me share Professor Que's last pop quiz with you and we'll see how it goes.
By the way, the Professor's pop is a nice guy, but this test isn't about him.

01. What kind of cheese is made backwards?
MADE = EDAM. Haven't had any of it myself, but then again, I'll eat almost anything when it comes to
food, except Brussels sprouts! They can stay in Brussels for all I care.

02. What do you put in a toaster?
The toaster makes bread into toast. Look at it this way, if you already had toast, why would you need the toaster?

03. What do adult cows drink?
Only the baby cows drink mommy's milk.

04.If a butcher is six feet four inches tall and thirty-five years old, what does he weigh?
Otherwise, he wouldn't be a butcher.

Okay. How well did you do?
The important thing is that you had some fun thinking and that I'm not as dumb as I pretend to be sometimes!

Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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