THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE WHOLE TOOTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH!

Proudly smiling for the camera!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Recently, I had to go to the dentist for a check up.
Thankfully, the dentist found nothing wrong.
I brush and floss every day to take good care of my teeth.
But I do realize that going to the dentist can be a scary thing at times, especially for us little kids.
(Okay, I know I'm a dragon, but I AM a baby dragon!)
So I thought I'd give everyone some dental jokes to take the scare out of going to the dentist.
Ready?

Why did the dentist look so unhappy?

"Brush & floss daily for good dental health!"

He was down in the mouth.

What time do you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty (2:30)

The kid was told he was seeing a painless dentist but found out that was a lie.
The dentist screamed like crazy when the kid bit him.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the truth?"

Please be nice to dentists. They have fillings too.

Why did the King go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
But I wonder if their bark is really worse than their bite?

And on that note, it's (sadly) time to say goodbye for a while.
Please take care of yourselves and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.