|Keeping cool. Easy in winter.|
Okay, I'll be the first to admit that this is an odd picture of me to post today, but considering we're in what some people consider "the dog days of summer"; that
associated with the warmest days and Sirius the Dog Star within the constellation Canis Major.
So while everyone is hopefully staying cool, let's have fun by sharing some jokes that all start with:
"HOW HOT IS IT?"
"IT IS SO HOT..."
The birds are using pot holders to pull worms out of the ground!
The trees are whistling for us dogs in hopes that we will cool THEM off!
(Considering this is a PG rated forum, I shouldn't have to go into details about
The best parking places are determined by shade, not by closeness to your final destination.
Hot water is coming out of BOTH faucet taps!
You break into a sweat the moment you step outside at 6 in the morning.
You feel chilly when the temperature drops below 95 degrees.
You can cook meals on the sidewalk.
You discover that asphalt DOES have a liquid state.
|Art by Nick Cardy|
Cows are giving evaporated milk.
"I saw the Flash chasing the Mirror Master and they were both walking!"
(From "The Midnight Murder Show" in Action Comics issue 442, circa December 1974, written by Cary Bates.)
Our Editor-In-Chief says the last one is a fond memory from his youth.
In any event, during this time of year, it's important to stay cool, and especially children, the elderly and pets!
There have been too many stories of children left in hot cars and our older folks unable to pay their electric bills, provided they had any fans or air conditioning to begin with.
So please take care of yourselves and each other, and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.