Sunday, July 20, 2014


On a wing and a prayer...
Hello Everybody. Waxy Dragon here.
Before I post this week's Sunday Funnies, I've been asked to read this special announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen."
Well, you folks should know who you are.

"Today's installment of the Sunday Funnies is our 1300th Blogger post for The Free Choice E-zine and--"


Great! No pressure on the cute baby dragon.
Now I've totally blanked out on what I was going to do.
Guess I'll just have to wing it.

Who is the big wheel at the county fair?
Mister Ferris.

What automobile is the same, whether it's running forward or backward?
ALL OF THEM! You aren't going to switch cars before you change directions, are you?

Why are rivers so rich?
They have TWO banks!

Why are flowers so lazy?
They stay in their bed all the time.

What is a frog's favorite drink?

What did one rain drop say to the other rain drop?
"My plop is bigger than your plop."

What is the only kind of nail a carpenter hates to hit?
A finger nail!

What is the worse day to be a fish?
Fry Day?

What is the worse day to be a baby dragon?
When you have to have something VERY special planned for the Sunday Funnies, but nobody let's you know in advance!
But hey! I've got through it!
A special thanks to all our loyal readers, and we'll be back next week with more Sunday Funnies.--wd.

Editor-In-Chief's Note: No baby dragons were harmed or stressed out, comedicly or otherwise, in the making of this post.
The 1300 celebration is based only upon our Blogger history.
While The Free Choice E-zine has been in existence longer than we have been here, all our previous posts were lost when our last server/host suddenly went out of business, wiping out our archives in the process with no advance warning or chance to save any of the old material.--lh,jr.

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