Sunday, October 19, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: READ MY SHIRT! (T-shirt jokes)

Clothing optional
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.
Now, it doesn't make any sense for me or anything that can fly to wear clothes. After all, that stuff would just bind our wings and we'd never get off the ground, even if we did have clearance from Air Traffic Control.
But I will admit that within my travels, I have seen some pretty funny stuff on T-shirts (besides some interesting food stains) and would like to share some of those jokes with you right now.

How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer on next polka dot T-shirt you see.

Will trade my yo-yo collection for a new car. No strings attached.

A couple was walking down the street together.
One was wearing a T-shirt that said "Foo Fighters", and the other was wearing a T-shirt that said "Five for Fighting".
Now, what I want to know is, what is "Foo"? And why does it take five to fight it?

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power!

Whose bright idea was it to mix letters and numbers together to create algebra?
If you find that person, ask if they can help me with my math homework.

Six out of Seven Dwarfs are not Happy!

Dang! My train of thought just derailed!

Why does every great idea I have just get me into more trouble?

I can see you have no life because you took the time required to read the entire message on my shirt.

This one's for Autumn the Puppy!
I care about money. I just wish I had more of it on the LEFT side of the decimal point!

This week was next week last week!

I may be wrong, but I doubt it.

Admit it. You're just jealous because I have more imaginary friends than you do.

If you find my brain, treat it nicely. The poor thing isn't supposed to be out on its own.


And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies when both Autumn the Puppy and myself celebrate Halloween.
Yes, we know it's early, but the closest Sunday to Halloween is in November, and celebrating an October holiday then just doesn't make any sense.
...wd.

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