Sunday, October 26, 2014

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN (2014 edition)


Autumn dressed as Waxy?
Waxy dressed as Autumn?
Hello all you lucky people. Today you have BOTH Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here to celebrate Halloween!
Yes, we know it isn't until the 31st, but considering our next Sunday Funnies would be dated November 2nd, and we'll take any excuse we can to go Trick or Treating...
Anyway, on with the jokes!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
"Wait a minute!" screams Waxy. "You promised me there'd be no math today."
"Don't worry Waxy. This is funny."
The answer is: Pumpkin Pi(e)!

"Okay. What kind of dog does Dracula have?" asked Waxy.
"Geez. A bloodhound," replied Autumn. "Next."

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!

What's a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.

Why did the spider crawl across the computer?
He was trying to find the web.

Why was Cinderella bad a basketball?
She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Why don't mummies take a vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.

What flowers grow in a ghost's garden?
Maraghouls!

Why did the witch ride the broom?
The vacuum cleaner was broken.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

What monster really loves to dance?
The boogie man!

Is kissing a vampire really a pain in the neck?

What happened when the guy didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed!

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Who is the most famous person in Ireland on Halloween?
Jack O'lantern.

Why did they run out of food at the monsters' Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.

What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appetite!

What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.

There was a ghost that was so dumb...
"How dumb was he?" asked Autumn.
"This ghost was so dumb, that he climbed over walls instead of going through them!" said Waxy.

And on that note, have a great week everybody!
Trick or Treat safely, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--WD and AtP.

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