Sunday, March 15, 2015


Hello everybody. Waxy Dragon here!
Believe it or not, there are a couple of things slower than a turtle. Snails and this long winter finally becoming Spring come to mind.
Yet snails and turtles are like, nature's most prepared travelers. Wherever they go, they have their homes with them.
So where is all of this leading to?
Eastern Box Turtle

What was the turtle doing on the highway?
He had a need for speed and always wanted to travel on an expressway.

A turtle was hit by a coconut and taken to the hospital with amnesia.
When his fellow turtles finally arrived, they asked how their friend was doing.
"Fine," reported the doctor. "He has turtle recall."

The psychiatrist was surprised to see a turtle come into his office.
"What can I do for you Mister Turtle?" he asked.
"I'm terribly shy doctor, especially around the ladies, and want to be cured."
"No problem," said the doctor. "Hopefully I can have you out of your shell in no time."

Do you think turtles have shell phones?

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a flu shot?
A slow poke.

I hear turtles are real party animals.
They certainly know how to shellebrate!

A turtle crawled up to a cop and cried that he had just been robbed by a gang of masked snails.
"Okay, tell me everything," requested the cop.
"That might be a bit of a problem," replied the turtle. "It all happened so fast."

What kind of photographs do turtles post?

And on that note, let's take a tip from the turtles and remember that slow and steady wins the race. Take care everybody, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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