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As I reported in my last Sunday Funnies' appearance, it is cold here!
It has yet to get above freezing, and they're calling for another 6-7 inches of snow before Monday morning (March 2), with more snow chances Wednesday and Thursday!
BRRRRRRRR!
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The "round files" |
So, needless to say, I have yet to leave the Free Choice E-zine offices and get some fresh jokes like I wanted to, so let's see what I can find in these special round files that are all over the place.
Haven't been through any of them in a while, so...
Here we go!
While a farmer was milking his cow, a fly came buzzing past. It went in one ear and out the udder!
What do you get if you cross a parakeet and an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything it remembers!
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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
And what's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
An alligator with a toothache.
Let's up the ante. What's worse than an alligator with a toothache?
A turtle with claustrophobia.
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An elephant with hay fever!
Hey, do you have any idea how LOUD that would be?
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What animal can jump higher than any building?
ANY animal. Buildings can't jump.
What do you call a cow that can't jump over the moon?
NORMAL!
And on that note, have a great week everybody. Stay warm and safe, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!–wd.
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