SUNDAY FUNNIES: ROUNDING UP THE JOKES! (misc. humor)

Hello Folks! Waxy Dragon here!
As I reported in my last Sunday Funnies' appearance, it is cold here!
It has yet to get above freezing, and they're calling for another 6-7 inches of snow before Monday morning (March 2), with more snow chances Wednesday and Thursday!

BRRRRRRRR!

The "round files"

So, needless to say, I have yet to leave the Free Choice E-zine offices and get some fresh jokes like I wanted to, so let's see what I can find in these special round files that are all over the place.

Haven't been through any of them in a while, so...
Here we go!

While a farmer was milking his cow, a fly came buzzing past. It went in one ear and out the udder!

What do you get if you cross a parakeet and an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat.

And what's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
An alligator with a toothache.

Let's up the ante. What's worse than an alligator with a toothache?
A turtle with claustrophobia.

And what's worse than a turtle with claustrophobia?
An elephant with hay fever!
Hey, do you have any idea how LOUD that would be?


What animal can jump higher than any building?
ANY animal. Buildings can't jump.

What do you call a cow that can't jump over the moon?
NORMAL!

And on that note, have a great week everybody. Stay warm and safe, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!–wd.