Its the Wheel of Comedy!
How does it work?
All I do is give everything a spin and when it stops, at least a theme, if not other suggestions for a possible joke will light up.
Then it's up to me or whoever's hosting to create something funny based on that. Ready?
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| The Wheel of Comedy! |
Wheel of Comedy
Spin, Span, Spun
Light up and let's have some fun!
Hmm... the first suggestions from the wheel are SCHOOL and REPTILES.
I've got it!
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
Okay, let's try again.
We've landed on TRANSPORTATION, PSYCHIATRISTS, and MECHANICAL PROBLEMS.Hmm... how's this?
I've had so many problems with my car, I think the next time it has issues I'll take it to a psychiatrist instead of a mechanic.
Next. FRUIT, DESERTS, and... DANCING?
Let me think about that for a moment.
Why did the jelly roll?
Because she saw the apple turnover at the jam.
Okay. Only two this time. FISH and LIBRARIES.
I could make plenty of jokes if fish and schools came up, but let's try this.
What did the librarian use for bait when she went fishing?
Bookworms.
Okay. Here's a more difficult one. CLOTHING, OCEAN, and COLORS.
What happens when you drop a green felt hat into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
Okay. We have time for one more, so let's see what the Wheel of Comedy comes up with now.
STUPID... BABY... DRAGONS...
WHAT?Hello folks. Autumn the Puppy here, stepping in to finish this post because for some reason, Waxy Dragon has started attacking this giant wheel thing I've never seen before.
I hate coming into a post late.
Anyway, next weekend is our annual Easter holiday special, so have a great week and we'll see you next time for more Sunday Funnies!
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and haul away as much as you want.
Just don't mention the phrase "Wheel of Comedy" around Waxy.
We're still trying to calm her down.
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