I had so much fun telling cow jokes during my last post, that this time I'm going to extend the fun to the WHOLE animal kingdom!
What do snakes learn in school?
Reading, writhing and arithmetic.
What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
A may bee.
What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw!
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin!
Which big cat should you never play a board game with?
It goes in one ear and out the other.
What do you have when a pony has a sore throat?
It’s a little horse.
Did you hear about the glowworm that failed to pay its electric bill?
It was delighted.
What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Somebody picked my pocket.
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of sitting in one spot, it moves to another.
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Have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.