Sunday, July 5, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: POULTRY IN MOTION (chicken crossing jokes)

Hello folks! Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior with you today because it's a holiday weekend here in the United States where The Free Choice E-zine is based and those ladies of comedy (Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon) are off with their respective families.

So it's up to me to entertain you. Hope I don't get egg all over my face or crack up as I try to answer the second oldest question after "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Besides the obvious reason of wanting to get to the other side, that is.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?
To get to the same side.

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs.

Why did the frozen chicken cross the road?
To warm up.

Why did the chicken run across the road?
It wanted to get there faster.

When a chicken does cross the road, does it do so around the cluck or by the hour?

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Don't you think the chicken needs a day off once in a while?

So in the end, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Why are you asking me? I asked you first.
Seriously, considering how much we talk about it, you have to admit that's one famous chicken.

Now that these fowl proceedings are over, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lth,jr.

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