Sunday, July 12, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: STOP ME IF YOU'VE HERD THIS ONE (more cow jokes)

"MOO!"
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I've done it before and am about to do it again.
I've got a whole new herd of cow jokes, so I'm going to milk this routine for all I'm worth unless I make an udder disgrace out of myself.
Ready?

What does a cow say when it meditates?
"OOM."

Would a film about cows taking over a ship be called Mooooooo-tiny on the Bounty?

What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
"That's udderly silly!"
The Evening Moos.

Where do baby cows go for lunch?
To the calf-eteria.

Where do cows live in apartments?
Moo York City.

What REALLY happens when you talk to a cow?
It goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do Hawaiian Cows wear?
Moo-moos!

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the mooooo-vies!

What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know... but no farmer wants to milk it!

What games do cows play at parties?
Moooosical Chairs!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moooooooo-er!

What do you get when cow gets hiccups?
Milkshakes!

What is a cow's favorite TV show?


And on that note, I'm going to fly out of here and hitch a ride through all Time And Relative Dairies In Space.

Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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