I've done it before and am about to do it again.
I've got a whole new herd of cow jokes, so I'm going to milk this routine for all I'm worth unless I make an udder disgrace out of myself.
What does a cow say when it meditates?
Would a film about cows taking over a ship be called Mooooooo-tiny on the Bounty?
What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
|"That's udderly silly!"|
Where do baby cows go for lunch?
To the calf-eteria.
Where do cows live in apartments?
Moo York City.
What REALLY happens when you talk to a cow?
It goes in one ear and out the udder!
What do Hawaiian Cows wear?
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the mooooo-vies!
What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know... but no farmer wants to milk it!
What games do cows play at parties?
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moooooooo-er!
What do you get when cow gets hiccups?
What is a cow's favorite TV show?
And on that note, I'm going to fly out of here and hitch a ride through all Time And Relative Dairies In Space.
Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.