Now dragons (and other reptiles) LOVE hot weather. I know a lot of humans have trouble with the heat and humidity, so I hope you're taking it easy and safe wherever you are.
But if there's one thing this dragon loves more than warm weather and Belgosian Dark Chocolate, it's jokes, so let's get right to this weekend's batch.
The calendar felt weak so went to its doctor.
When the exam was over and the doctor was looking at the results, the calendar said, "Give it to me straight, doctor."
The doctor replied, "You have twelve months."
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| "KEEP COOL!" |
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing!
My computer crashed the other day. When I ran the diagnostic program to figure out why, the answer was "STUPID USER!"
I don't know who this "USER" person is, but when I find them...
What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A cornvertable!
I wonder if it runs on pop corn?
Two dogs pass by a parking meter at the curb.
"How do you like that. A pay toilet!"
I don't wish there were more hours in the day, but I could use a few more at night. I'm sleepy.
Think I'll curl up and take a nap now, so everyone take care, have a great week, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
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