Sunday, July 10, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: LAZY LAUGHS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.

Now, since this is summer vacation from Dragon School time for me, I'm just kicking back on the beach soaking up some healthy (for dragons anyway) sunshine and taking it easy.
But that doesn't mean I'm skipping my turn hosting The Sunday Funnies.

To wit...


I watched some old westerns on TV and honestly believe that a lot of the conflicts in the wild west could have been avoided, if the cowboy architects had planned ahead and made their towns big enough for everyone.

Did you know that there is no red light visible 30 feet underwater?
That's why fish are always running through intersections and never stop for the red light.

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Do bakers trade recipes on a kneed to know basis?

Two silk worms raced against each other. It ended in a tie.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day doing nothing.

It's all fun and games until Monday rolls around and you have to go back to work.
Well, at least some of you do. I'm going for a swim.
Yes, I can swim.
More like dragon paddle, but you get the idea.
In any event, have a great week, take care, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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