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| I bark, therefore I am. |
While I may be young at heart, I'm wise beyond my years.
For example:
Intelligence may be knowing that tomatoes are technically a fruit and not a vegetable, but wisdom is NOT trying to pass ketchup off as a vegetable in a school lunch program!
Here are some other gems I've learned over time...
Measure twice, cut once.
Then again, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be cutting to begin with.
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| Da Vinci |
Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time!
He's the only human who could ever honestly say that one hand knew what the other was doing.
How do you milk sheep?
Release the latest "hot" electronic device for sale!
If Universal Remotes are supposed to change everything, how come the world is still the way it is?
When using an app to obtain directions to somewhere you've never been before, you can usually skip the first five steps because I'm pretty sure you know how to leave your driveway and neighborhood.
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is NOT for you!
Really scary books are not written by ghost writers.
Remember: when socializing, it's not an actual date until you've both looked up from your respective screens and make direct eye contact at least once.
And on that note♫, take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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