SUNDAY FUNNIES: TROUBLESOME JOKES

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

The problem with trouble is that it always start out as fun.
One moment you're minding your own business, and the next the cookie jar is suddenly empty.
I don't know where the cookies went.
Just because there's a trail of cookie crumbs leading from the jar to my room, and that I was the only one home at the time.
Maybe the cookie fairy took them.
In any event, I'm stuck in my room for being a "bad" dragon, but that doesn't mean I still can't tell good jokes.
Especially jokes about other people getting into trouble!

Ralph forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was very agitated.
"Tomorrow, I expect to find a gift in the garage that goes from zero to two hundred in five seconds. And it better be there or else," swore his wife.
The next morning Ralph woke early to do his thing.
When his wife got up, Ralph blindfolded his wife and lead her into the garage.
He positioned her and took off her blindfold. Right there at her feet was a brand new bathroom scale. Ralph is expected out of the hospital in three months.

Two women were told they shouldn't gossip so much.
"We don't call it gossiping," said one woman defensively. "We're sharing opinions about other people's life choices."

Twin brothers were hoping to enlist in the Air Force.
The officer says to the first twin, "Do you have any skills of a military nature?
"I'm a pilot."
"Welcome to the Air Force." Then he turned to the other one and asked "What do you do?"
"I chop wood."
"I'm sorry we really don't need any wood choppers."
"But you enlisted my brother."
"Yeah, he's a pilot," said the Air Force recruiter.
The twin shook his head in disbelief. "Maybe so, but I have to chop the wood before he can pile it."

A 4 year-old girl told her mother, "I was a good girl at preschool."
The mother replied, "You should be a good girl at home too."

To which the kid said, "I can't do it all day."

Okay, now I'm being told that we're out of milk and it's all my fault.
Hey. What do you drink when you eat cookies?
I mean, when the cookie fairy comes and eat cookies and...
Oh, forget it!
Anyway, take care. Have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.