So ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich.
Or in other words, I keep digging up the backyard trying to find the bone I buried the week before and haven't located it yet.
But right now, let's see what else I can dig up...
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry but I am still working on it.
Do you need to study for blood tests and eye exams?
|A royal flush!|
First off, I don't think it's fair that they have indoor plumbing available to them 24/7 and I've got to go outside to do my business whenever I need to, no matter how pleasant or ugly the weather is outside.
Secondly, you shouldn't lie. No matter how much you might say you're going to "The Jim", the fact you don't lose any weight or look more muscular will catch up with you eventually.
Besides, who's this John guy anyway?
"Why, our son is so brilliant, when we get a letter from him, we have to go to the dictionary to look up some of the words he uses."
"You're lucky," said the other woman. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank."
And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.