Sunday, November 13, 2016


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.
For some reason, I got this strange e-mail telling me I needed to be EXTRA funny today because of the cruel joke played on America last Tuesday.
Being a baby dragon, I'm not sure what that's all about, but I'm ALWAYS funny, so here goes...

An irrelevant irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

* What do you call a fake noodle?
An imposta.

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Then again, as long as I get to eat both...

Trying to keep himself together...
Did you hear that Doctor Frankenstein once entered a body building competition?
Unfortunately he didn't win because he seriously misunderstood the objective.

There is a theory that no two people see color the same way.
Does that mean color is a pigment of our imagination?
And the bull gets very angry when the Matador makes fun of  his inability to see red when the matador waves that red cape.

Don't you hate it when you go to the kitchen for food, and all you find is ingredients?

So many herbs, so little thyme.

What did Momma cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture bed time.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?

And on that note♫, try to have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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