Sunday, January 29, 2017


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Did you know that today's National Puzzle Day here in the United States?
Don't worry, until I saw the calendar, I didn't either, but let's celebrate with some funny riddles. Ready?

What is the one thing you own but everyone else uses more than you? Your name.

What asks an important question, but never answers it?
An owl. "Who?"

What has rivers with no water, forests with no trees, and cities with no buildings?
A map.

I am the beginning of the end,
And the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation
and I surround every place.
What am I?
The Letter E, but extra points to anyone who replied "The Doctor".

You leave home, make three left turns and come back to discover two men waiting for you.
What happened?
You hit a home run in baseball, because the two men are the catcher and the home plate umpire.

If you're in a race and pass the runner in second place, what position are you in now.
Second place, because the person you passed is now in third.
But be careful, because just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along come faster rats!

Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in winter and you're a fool.
What am I? A fan.

You can easily feel me but not see me.
You can throw me out, but I never go away.
What am I?
Your back.

You bury me when I'm alive and dig me up when I'm dead.
What am I? A plant.

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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