Just cleaning out my cave to make room for all the new jokes I'll be telling this year, so that means some of these oldies but goodies I never got to tell in 2016 have to go.
But never one to let a good (or bad) joke go to waste, I thought I'd share them with you. Ready?
Two high powered antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you know if you've ever met the Invisible Man?
Two fish were having a great time when they accidentally swam into a concrete wall. One turns to the other while rubbing its sore head with his fin and said "Dam!"
"No cursing honey," replied his mate.
I went to a disco last week that specializes in serving seafood.
Had a great time, but I think I pulled a mussel from dancing so much.
Two guys sitting in a kayak in the middle of winter got cold and tried to start a fire.
Of course it sank. While the guys are okay, that just proves that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A computer once won 10 straight games of checkers against me, but lost against my sledgehammer.
I went to the beach the other day and discovered my scream is exactly the same whether a piece of seaweed touches my paw in the water or the snack bar is out of Belgosian Dark Chocolate.
And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—wd.