Sunday, January 8, 2017


Okay. It is the first Sunday Funnies of the new year.
I'll flip this coin into the air and the one who accurately calls how it will land gets to host first to start the new rotation.
(coin sails into the air)
(coin falls down and lands on the desk top)
And the winner is...

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I've been stockpiling jokes for the last couple of weeks now, so let's kick off 2017 with a good laugh.

I once held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

To the person who invented zero. Thanks for nothing.

Stop worrying about making a spelling mistake or you'll become a typochondriac.

I went to a really emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers.

Because of the drastic extremes the world is experiencing now from climate change, it is REALLY cold this winter!
How cold is it?
It is so cold, cows are giving ice cream!
"Now that's udderly ridiculous!"

I had a fight with my alarm clock.
It wanted me to get up and I disagreed.
Things got violent.
Now the clock is broken and I am awake.
In all honesty, I'm not sure who won.

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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