So far, I'm having a blast at Dragon School.
Right now I'm reading a book about Anti-gravity that's impossible to put down.
Anyway, my teacher Mrs. Dreki says she can remember when air was free at gas stations. She once asked the attendant why it wasn't any more and his answer was "Inflation."
She's also making sure that when we're in flight we can read maps in all directions, even backwards.
Personally, I thought that was SPAM.
At an old folk's home, they threw a party for one patient and there was a 100 on his cake.🍰
One nurse asked the other, "Didn't we celebrate his 100th birthday last month?"
The other nurse replied, "Yes. Now we're celebrating the final payment on his student loans from college."
Did you know that as a young boy, Brutus' mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars?
I've learned in Dragon School to never iron a 4 leaf clover🍀 because you don't want to press your luck.
I don't want to call Mrs. Dreki a liar, but is it true that horses🐴 are naysayers?
I've yet to figure out why builders are afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11?
Did you know that light is faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright until they speak.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.