Now being a companion dragon, I like to think I have an unique perspective on life, but it doesn't beat my Cousin Trey's.
Trey is the only dragon I know that can be right, wrong, and undecided at the same time.
Don't get me wrong. I love my cousin. After all, if I don't, who will? But sometimes...
In any event, here are some of Cousin Trey's opinions, whether you want them or not.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If you look like your passport picture, you really need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when the rest of you feels so good.
And for those interested, when Cousin Trey grows up, he wants to pursue a career in politics!
On that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.