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| Waxy Dragon |
Now being a companion dragon, I like to think I have an unique perspective on life, but it doesn't beat my Cousin Trey's.
Trey is the only dragon I know that can be right, wrong, and undecided at the same time.
Don't get me wrong. I love my cousin. After all, if I don't, who will? But sometimes...
In any event, here are some of Cousin Trey's opinions, whether you want them or not.
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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| Cousin Trey |
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If you look like your passport picture, you really need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when the rest of you feels so good.
And for those interested, when Cousin Trey grows up, he wants to pursue a career in politics!
On that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
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