Sunday, September 2, 2018


Hello Folks! Free Choice E-zine Editor In Chief Lee Houston, Junior here with you today because both Waxy Dragon and Autumn the Puppy have the Labor Day weekend off.

The holiday was originally created to honor the work force that keeps businesses operating smoothly, despite the fact that most of the time it seems like the employees are given the business.
If you've ever seen Dilbert, Working Daze, or anything set in a work environment, you know what I mean.

With that in mind, I talked to others about their jobs and here's what they had to say...

My first job was in an orange🍊 juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.

I once worked in the woods🌲🌳 as a lumberjack, but couldn’t hack it.

I tried working in a donut🍩 shop, but soon got tired of the hole business.

I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but just couldn’t cut it.💇

I studied to become a doctor, but didn’t have enough patients for the job.

I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.💆

I manufactured calendars📅 for awhile, but my days were numbered.📆

I work as an elevator operator. The job has its ups and downs.

I worked in a shoe👠👡👢 factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.

And on that note♫ folks, have a great week and the ladies will be back next weekend for their annual Back To School edition of The Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr

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