SUNDAY FUNNIES: LAZY DRAGON THOUGHTS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon where I'm at.
Then again, it would be a lazy Sunday afternoon regardless of where I am right now. 😉
Don't you just love good weather?
Nothing to do but hang out. Sit under a tree.
Be careful of the ants🐜 though. I can tell you from first hand experience that they don't like being sat on.
Anyway, I'm just avoiding the chores Bubblehead wants me to do, kicking back and relaxing while telling some good jokes.
Ready?

Waxy's drawing of her human companion

I know a lady who studies animals that live in the ocean.
Yet for some reason, she doesn't like it when you call her Maureen Biologist.

Did you know that in one year, 1990 will be 30 years ago?
When I think 30 years ago, I think 1970.
Then again, I wasn't hatched until a couple of years ago as it is.
But I'm out of (baby) Dragon School for the summer, so why am I doing math to begin with when I don't have to?

Is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, I'd vote for it, if I was old enough to.
“Fridge 2020, because American needs to chill out!"

Bubblehead, my guardian (although sometimes I wonder who's watching out for who 😉) told me once that everybody must love camping because they're always living in tents.
When I asked him what he meant by that, since we live in a house, he told me, "Everybody is either content or discontent."
I thought about it. Considering some of the adventures I've gotten into with him, sometimes I wish Bubblehead and I lived in a circus tent 🎪, but I certainly wouldn't want to be put on display like some performing animal. 😝

If you count your money when it comes out of an ATM machine, you officially don’t trust anything!

The only thing I really don't like about summer vacation is that I hardly ever get to see any of my fellow dragons until school starts again in the fall.
I miss my friends, but there's always room for more.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I'm willing to train potential new applicants.
And remember, 🕊Dove's chocolate tastes a LOT better than their soap!
(If Bubblehead would just stop hiding the Belgosian Dark Chocolate...)
So on that note🎵, take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.