SUNDAY FUNNIES: LAZY DRAGON THOUGHTS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon where I'm at.
Then again, it would be a lazy Sunday afternoon regardless of where I am right now. 😉
Don't you just love good weather?
Nothing to do but hang out. Sit under a tree.
Be careful of the ants🐜 though. I can tell you from first hand experience that they don't like being sat on.
Anyway, I'm just avoiding the chores Bubblehead wants me to do, kicking back and relaxing while telling some good jokes.
Ready?

Waxy's drawing of her human companion

I know a lady who studies animals that live in the ocean.
Yet for some reason, she doesn't like it when you call her Maureen Biologist.

Did you know that in one year, 1990 will be 30 years ago?
When I think 30 years ago, I think 1970.
Then again, I wasn't hatched until a couple of years ago as it is.
But I'm out of (baby) Dragon School for the summer, so why am I doing math to begin with when I don't have to?

Is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, I'd vote for it, if I was old enough to.
“Fridge 2020, because American needs to chill out!"

Bubblehead, my guardian (although sometimes I wonder who's watching out for who 😉) told me once that everybody must love camping because they're always living in tents.
When I asked him what he meant by that, since we live in a house, he told me, "Everybody is either content or discontent."
I thought about it. Considering some of the adventures I've gotten into with him, sometimes I wish Bubblehead and I lived in a circus tent 🎪, but I certainly wouldn't want to be put on display like some performing animal. 😝

If you count your money when it comes out of an ATM machine, you officially don’t trust anything!

The only thing I really don't like about summer vacation is that I hardly ever get to see any of my fellow dragons until school starts again in the fall.
I miss my friends, but there's always room for more.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I'm willing to train potential new applicants.
And remember, 🕊Dove's chocolate tastes a LOT better than their soap!
(If Bubblehead would just stop hiding the Belgosian Dark Chocolate...)
So on that note🎵, take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DRAGON THOUGHTS (misc. jokes)

𝅘𝅥𝅯Groovin', on a Sunday Afternoon𝅘𝅥

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I'm just hanging out and chilling today.
Dragon School is over for another semester.
Summer Spring (for the weather is still wonky) has finally arrived, and there just isn't anything for a baby companion dragon to do but kick back, relax, wonder where Bubblehead is hiding the Belgosian Dark Chocolate this time, and tell some jokes since this IS Sunday.
Ready?

Bubblehead (the human I live with) is cleaning house right now.
Don't know why. It's just going to get dirty again.
Then again, I've heard the secret of a clean house is to never let anyone inside, but that doesn't make much sense to me.

Waxy's guardian, "Bubblehead"

Besides the fact that if you can't get inside you can't live there, if you're going to go to all that trouble to clean something anyway, why not show it off and brag a little?

Bubblehead (of course, that's not his real name. It's a nickname I call him) does want me to help, but I figure the best way to help is to just stay out of his way.
Right now, I'm playing video games.
I asked a French man once if he played video games. His answers was, “Wii.”

What gender pronouns are best to use for chocolate bars?
Her, She.

I have absolutely no idea why Bubblehead goes to so much trouble to find stuff to do on the weekends when he works all week long.
I asked him once what he liked most about his job.
Bubblehead's answer was "Payday, lunch breaks, and leaving."
I can agree with two out of three parts of his reply.
Not sure what he thinks is so great about Payday though, because I like my candy bars as just chocolate without nuts.
But I do get recess when I'm at school and he doesn't have any, so I'm one up on him there!😁

The man is old enough to remember when paper bags🛍 were blamed for the devastation of millions of trees🌲🌳🌴, and plastic bags were the solution.
My, how times have changed.
Now everyone is banning plastic bags on recycling issues in favor of using paper ones.
The grocery store wouldn't need bags at all if they would just let me in the supermarket and eat my meals directly there instead of having to wait for Bubblehead to go grocery shopping and bring the food home to us.
Then again, it took them over a month to totally restock the grocery store after the last time I went inside one.
But I am PRO-EARTH!🌍
After all, this may be the only planet we have, but isn't nice to know your home world no longer has its amateur status.😉

And on that note♪, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.