SUNDAY FUNNIES: 2019 CHRISTMAS PARTY!

Waxy Dragon

Autumn the Puppy in winter

HELLO EVERYBODY! 🎉
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here, along with our esteemed Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior for The Free Choice E-zine's annual Sunday Funnies Christmas🎄 Party!
YEAH!🥳

Lee

Thanks for inviting me ladies.
Well, it wouldn't be Christmas without the ENTIRE Free Choice E-zine staff.
Besides, someone has to pay for everything.
WHAT?
Moving right along...
As you can see, we've got our tree all decorated.
There's good music playing.♫

Our Tree. No L, ♫Noel♫

With plenty of sources available for ♫The Grinch Song♫, ♫Linus and Lucy♫, ♫Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.♫🦌
♫I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas♫, ♫Susie Snowflake❄♫, ♫I Want A Hippopotamus🦛 For Christmas♫.
And some of my personal favorites like ♫Have A Holly Jolly Christmas♫ and ♫The Chipmunk Song.♫
Did Alvin ever get his hula hoop?
And let's not forget why we're here every Sunday...

😀THE JOKES!😁

Did you hear that Santa🎅 had to fire one of his sons?
He was an Insubordinate Claus.

Unfortunately I just got the start of all my holiday bills today.
Does anyone know some good recipes for water?

What do you call that rare kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf 🧝wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?🛷
Nothing. It was on the house!🏡

Why don’t crabs🦀 celebrate Christmas?🎄
Because they’re shell-fish.

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.😉

And on that note♫
We kid because we can pause to laugh.
But while we know the world 🌎isn't always the greatest, it's the only one we've got!
So make the most out of every moment of every day!
Everyone here at The Free Choice E-zine wishes you and yours the merriest of the holiday season.

Take care, be safe, and please return next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
AtP, wd, lhjr.

GO VOTE! (2019 edition)

The following is an editorial.

Today is Election Day in the United States of America.

Now this may seem like a "minor" one in comparison to the upcoming Presidential election next year, but it is no less important!

Local and state offices are at stake, and those in power next year will start laying the groundwork for their party's candidates come November 2020.

Considering current events, do you want more of the same "quid pro quo", or would you like to see actual improvements in the months ahead?


Forget all the campaign rhetoric and fear mongering over what might happen if "so and so" is elected.
Use your own brains and think for yourself!

You're an intelligent person, and whatever the election results may be will affect YOUR future too!
Wouldn't you like a say in the matter?

After all, IT IS YOUR RIGHT UNDER THE UNITED STATES' CONSTITUTION!

Or, in other words...

GO VOTE!

The above was an editorial, whose advice we hope all eligible Americans heed!