My name is Piper D. Katt, and right now I'm as nervous as a long tailed feline in a rocking chair factory.
Think about that for a second and you'll realize what I'm getting at.
Anyway, I was actually supposed to debut on Labor Day weekend as the new holiday sub when the regular hostess team has the day off, but while I don't know what happened to whoever was supposed to be here today, I'm going to do my best to entertain everyone.
But first, a little about me.
As you can tell, I'm a cat.
Although the only member of The Free Choice E-zine staff I've met so far has been the Editor-In-Chief, hopefully Autumn the Puppy and I will get along well.
Otherwise, you know how it is between cats😸 and dogs.🐕
Anyway, one thing I love💖 to do is ♫sing♫, but no backyard fences for me!
One day I hope to actually have a recording contract. I even write my own songs!
Want to hear one? Okay...
♫When the shark🦈 swims on by
With something on its thigh
That's Remora.♫
But now it's time for some jokes!
Can anyone tell me why you drive miles from home to go to a gym just to walk a mile on a treadmill that goes nowhere?
I can proudly say that whenever I go fishing🎣, they're always biting.
Once before I arrive, and again after I leave. 😾
The people I grace with my presence have been ordering a lot of stuff online lately because of the pandemic.
Of course they're naturally worried about costs versus their income.
Me? I'm more interested in the shipping boxes📦📦 once they're emptied.
Well, that's about all the space I have for this outing.
Not sure if I'll be back again before Labor Day weekend but in any event, take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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