My name is Piper D. Katt, and right now I'm as nervous as a long tailed feline in a rocking chair factory.
Think about that for a second and you'll realize what I'm getting at.
Anyway, I was actually supposed to debut on Labor Day weekend as the new holiday sub when the regular hostess team has the day off, but while I don't know what happened to whoever was supposed to be here today, I'm going to do my best to entertain everyone.
But first, a little about me.
As you can tell, I'm a cat.
Although the only member of The Free Choice E-zine staff I've met so far has been the Editor-In-Chief, hopefully Autumn the Puppy and I will get along well.
Otherwise, you know how it is between cats😸 and dogs.🐕
Anyway, one thing I love💖 to do is ♫sing♫, but no backyard fences for me!
One day I hope to actually have a recording contract. I even write my own songs!
Want to hear one? Okay...
♫When the shark🦈 swims on by
With something on its thigh
But now it's time for some jokes!
Can anyone tell me why you drive miles from home to go to a gym just to walk a mile on a treadmill that goes nowhere?
I can proudly say that whenever I go fishing🎣, they're always biting.
Once before I arrive, and again after I leave. 😾
The people I grace with my presence have been ordering a lot of stuff online lately because of the pandemic.
Of course they're naturally worried about costs versus their income.
Me? I'm more interested in the shipping boxes📦📦 once they're emptied.
Well, that's about all the space I have for this outing.
Not sure if I'll be back again before Labor Day weekend but in any event, take care.
And please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.