Sunday, August 2, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DON'T WORRY DAY REDUX, Part 3 of 3


Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we try to revive Don't Worry Day!

That's right. Our original attempt was 11 years ago on this very Sunday (August 2, 2009), but apparently most people were either too busy to celebrate or actually liked worrying, so we haven't tried doing it again before now.

Sad, but true.
Like I said last week the concept is sound. Set aside a day to attempt destressing.
We realize that life is ruff, especially with the way the world is right now, and that we need to do this on a more regular basis than just one special day.

Like the old adage says, you have to stop and smell the roses.🌹🌹🌹
But you folks didn't come here to hear us talk about improving your mental health by reducing stress and worrying, so...

Geez. No wonder mine have never been crunchy.
Starting this fall, video games will have these new difficulty settings: Easy, Medium, Hard, 2020.

Do they play video games in France?
Wii. 😉

How do ranchers🤠 buy their livestock?🐄Through a cattlelogue!🐮

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're too afraid to relax and unwind.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock! Don't worry: there's no cause for alarm.⏰

When desert nomads get ready to move their camp to another location, do they have a mirage sale?
Great Kibbles! 😉

I painted my trumpet🎺 turquoise and the other orchestra members are freaking out that I blue my own horn.

You know I love having breakfast in bed, but why am I the one who has to clean up the mess afterward?

Doctor, something is seriously wrong with me. Some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Relax! You're just two tents.

And on that note, Waxy and I will continue to do our best to entertain you each weekend.
But please take care of yourselves.

It's not just your physical health, but your mental state as well. Like the song says, ♫Don't Worry, Be Happy.♫ Who know? Maybe we'll get to celebrate this again next year.

Waxy, don't you think you should take your own advice?

Oh.

On that note♫ take care. STAY SAFE! And please be back with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP and WD.

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