Sunday, September 27, 2020


HELLO EVERYBODY! Autumn the Puppy here enjoying the first official weekend of my namesake.
Thankfully it's still warm enough right now so my people are running around in shorts and T-shirts and I'm enjoying a nice warm sunny spot as I post this.
The leaves๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚ are beginning to turn all kinds of interesting colors.
Of course some people complain about having to rake them all up after they fall, but it's just part of the natural cycle of life.
I do hope everyone is composting (where applicable), but it's nice to know that despite all the problems that this world has faced so far this year, some things still remain the same.

Looking ahead, soon it will be Halloween.๐ŸŽƒ
And we even have a (blue) full moon๐ŸŒ• on October 31!
I definitely intend to do some howling at it, weather permitting of course.
Yet with the pandemic still a major problem, how will the kiddies safely Trick or Treat this year?๐Ÿ‘ป

Then comes Thanksgiving, although everyone can make their own jokes about the current crop of political turkeys๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ that will hopefully be lame ducks๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ† by the end of that month.
Of course in politics it's not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame. 

After that is Christmas๐ŸŽ„, which will certainly be an interesting season this year.
"Honey, I got you the new PPE set you wanted for Christmas."
"Oh dearest, you really do love me!"๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘

And then, what will 2021 bring besides a hangover for a lot of people January 1?
After all, a fool and his money can throw one heck of a party!๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ

Anyway, time⌛ will tell.
Signs of the times. ๐Ÿ˜‰

But right now it's time for me to tell some jokes! Ready?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

I believe for every drop of rain⛆☔ that falls, a flower grows.
And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...


Did it do anything?
Oh well. Maybe next time.๐Ÿ˜‰

Have you've noticed the increase in ads for medicines lately?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from something and need the product being sold, does that mean the fifth person enjoys whatever problem they have?

You may be addicted to your smart phone๐Ÿ“ฑ if you’ve spent more on its accessories than what the phone itself cost.

Have you ever wondered if people at tea factories take coffee breaks?

And on that note♫, have a great week.
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP.

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